🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Hundreds of secondary school children in Holy Trinity Grammar School Sabon-Gida Ora in Edo State have just been kidnapped/abducted by gun wielding bandits and taken away into an unknown destination this very morning of 18th June 2026 thereby throwing the whole community into confusion and students abandoning classrooms running for their dear lives.
Da farko, duk wanda yake da kishin Najeriya ba zai yi shiru kan matsalar rashin tsaro da ke addabar ƙasa ba, kuma ba zai hana wasu bayyana damuwarsu a kai ba. Rashin tausayi da fifita son rai ko zama karen en siyasa , da fifita son rai fiye da muradun al’umma ba abin alfahari ba ne. Ka kasance mai kishin ƙasarka, ka daina fifita siyasa a kan gaskiya, sannan ka ji tsoron Allah a cikin duk abin da kake yi @kahuturarara
American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?
Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.
American: Oh. What did he say?
Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book
American: ...The law of love?
Nigerian: I guess
American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?
Nigerian: Hmm... at times.
American: What do you mean "at times"?
Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.
American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?
Nigerian: Mm... nah.
American: What do you mean "nah"?
Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.
American: Hold on. The prodigal son?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?
Nigerian: Something like that.
American: So you guys aren't doing anything?
Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.
American: Okay. What are you doing?
Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.
American: You're... rehabilitating them?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Not prosecuting them?
Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.
American: WTF WTF WTF
Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry
Today I learnt that If a wealthy man’s son commits a crime in Nigeria and gets sentenced to prison, they’ll raid poor neighborhoods, pick up an innocent boy, and swap him in.
The rich kid goes home & the poor kid serves the sentence. This is why most of those raids happen.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from taking care of your man.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from collecting penis.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from cooking for a man.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from spending your money on a man.
You people talk about feminism like it’s a cult created to be against men, it isn’t!
This morning, our church hosted a wedding. The groom is 42, the bride is 36; they'd been dating for three years. He'd traveled abroad, did well for a while, then came back to Nigeria with nothing left. Through all of it, she stayed.
Our pastor told them to stop waiting and settle down. So they had a mini wedding during today's service.
Then he announced that everything realised in church today would go to the couple.
Before he even finished talking, people were already coming forward with more.
By the end, the couple walked away with ₦2.3 million, two years' rent paid, and six new outfits each.🥰❤️
This woman reports that her little niece was kidnapped last night. She has been appealing to the public to help her share this video incase someone may have seen the little girl.
Please help share this video.
Let’s help find this innocent little baby. https://t.co/M38K5N0mor
The main reason some of you are so desperate to know the identity of Alex Ekubo’s wife is so you can monitor her every move not because you care about her.
You want to know if she’s grieving “enough” by your standards. You want to keep tabs on what she posts, what she wears, where she goes, and who she’s seen with. Then, the moment she starts trying to live her life again, some of you will be the first to drag her and come up with the most bizarre takes imaginable.
These days, everything is content, everything is gist, and everyone feels entitled to an opinion about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. Nothing is allowed to be personal anymore. Nothing is sacred.
Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is respect people’s boundaries.
Today’s a public holiday, most are at home relaxing or just having fun. Guess who are denied of doing such? The children kidnapped in Oyo, Borno and now Kogi. It’s almost a month with no food, proper care or shelter.
Pls Bring Them Home 🙏🏾