Top 5 people that can and will be disrespected by me in NYC:
1. Anyone in a crop top
2. Anyone not looking where they’re going
3. Slow walkers/sudden direction changers
4. Tourists
5. Teenagers. Even if you’re over the age of 21 but look like one
@ChipotleTweets am I not worthy of a response for the issues I had last night with my order? Long wait, lazy staff, lack or urgency. Bowl missing guac, little rice. When are you going to respond? I need to talk to someone.