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Inside jokes and brief moments of greatness from around the office.

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Those who dress alike must sit together.

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@funnyshah stop wearing purple. A.W.A. - Straight Out Da Office (N.W.A. Parody): http://t.co/Rdlg5m4wPF

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"I'll get down on my knees and scrub any shit that happens" - AS

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"I'll squeeze 50 anal glands if she gets fired" - Anonymous

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"Does your dog like his [paws] rubbed?" -MR "He doesn't have balls" - AS

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"So we have a 4 tap kegerator in the office..." -TA
"Oh really what do you have on tap?"-Anonymous
"Natty Light..."-TA #TooFarTuesday

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"specifically, can you give me a breakdown at a high level" ~ EB

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"Peter you managing tags?" JR
"Yeah, I'm taking a look."-PJ
"I thought you usually just popped tags, I didnt know you managed them, too."-MG

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"Do you typically do your newsjacking in the morning?"-RD
"It depends when a juicy story breaks. Then you have to get on top real quick."-MG

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"Yeah, It's Like a Universal Lubricant for Everything. Well, Not Everything..." -MP
#TMI

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"Did the Mammoth one squirt on you again?"-MR
"Uhhh...Yes."-MP
#TheFunDontStop

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"Say what you will about shake weights, but they work. Its the craziest thing but it WORKS!" +JC

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"Oooooh! Can I see your flowers?"- AA
"Alana, Quit trying to De-Flower Ryan."-MG

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"I am about to train someone" - MG

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"Jim you going to close the deal" - GS "I am the fluffer you are the closer" -JC

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"peter whats your new bidding strategy" -MG "I am going to taste a few keywords" - PJ

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"I like to start with the hard stuff, then go down" - PJ

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"You gotta pinch it and and then pull it out" - MR

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"Has anyone taken one in the eye yet?" -MR "I hit Todd in the eye yesterday." -CE "I meant with the NERF guns." -MR

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"I wanna fuck this house." -DY