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[abby @arowls3381]

joe biden said “i’m doing 9/11 tomorrow” and oscar piastri said no I’M doing it

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me waking up saturday morning: boy am i excited to watch my favorite team play football

me at halftime:

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

Yeah this is a rafter worthy tweet

[Trang @traaang]

NBA Twitter got a player who hasn’t tweeted in a year come back and just, ‘hey folks I don’t have hiv or aids’. Powerful.

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

Liam Lawson scored more points (16) than Lando Norris (15) over this tripleheader

[max verstappen’s coke rants @tvoffs]

i cannot wait for them to rip that 1 off norris’ back at the end of the year

[maggie 🧸 @barkymarsh]

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked gritty and he cocked a shotgun

[anna⁸⁶ @barkeypilled]

im from pennsylvania before im american. i would die for my country of philadelphia.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

It’s hard to explain, but "¿Dónde está la biblioteca?" spiritually FEELS like the Spanish version of “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

[Madeline Hill @mad_hill]

An unbelievable GIF

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Honestly bro Donald Trump got to go. I just got no napkins at the drive thru. How are we gonna beat China when it’s 0 napkins at the drive thru

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

The Dallas Cowboys recently visited a local orphanage.

“It’s just so heartbreaking to see all those faces with absolutely no hope,” said one of the orphans.

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

secured his 100% finish to podium rate at zandvoort by DNFing #AURA

[hanno* @veranosin3]

max being so loyal to his one fit has done more for the autistic representation than the good doctor as a whole

[arshia @arshia__]

sure harry kane scored all those goals but he is objectively swagless. something you could never accuse dr congo of

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

This is what it’s all about

[Having fun... and Playing too! @makingtronics]

Messi stopped at 82 out of respect for Bam

[r @tennisbish]

The Knicks just did a Carlos Alcaraz Roland Garros 2025

[music wins @musicwins1]

been waiting for this for years those of you who haven’t tapped in yet tap the fuck in. an incredible comeback single and the kind of life changing song you always remember where and when you first heard it