Adam Ryan Park

he/him E pluribus anus

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Get the tissues ready friends bc for my next birthday we’re doing Falsettos

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

Uh oh Someone’s been plagiarizing Michelle’s speeches again.

“We are all entitled to maintain a gratifying and dignified existence. This common-sense approach applies to a woman's natural right to make decisions about her own body and health."
- Melania Trump

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

and we thank God for that

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

I’m switching my political party to being demure and mindful

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

There’s just something so cunty about Sprite Zero

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

you guys really gotta stop asking athletes what’s next after they win a medal at the Olympics

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

Yall think he fucks with the dolls

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Joe Biden's race for re-election. After weeks of pressure from fellow Democrats, he is stepping down as the party's nominee for President.

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

Personality Disorder? I hardly know her!!

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

There’s always money in the banana stand

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The idea that Biden’s rhetoric radicalized someone is insane. The only person he makes me want to shoot is myself.

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

lgbtq stands for let’s get bagels tonight, queen?

[Richard Watterson @sausagemanrich]

no the fuck im not

[coy piso alt @pissofloor]

nooo they hit the twink towers… never faggot 🤍

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived O.J. Simpson. In 1994 he murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman

[Adam Ryan Park @arpark11]

I am feeling the vast amount of slay that can only come from an extreme amount of waist-slimming diarrhea