Chief Warden Hodges

Chief nuisance and Greengrocer selling fruit and veg. Very unreasonable prices Will pay sprout for information on those bath chair fusiliers! #RIPChief

[Chief Warden Hodges @arphodges]

@RNIB @NHSEngland I agree, I've had ophthalmologist apps cancelled 5 times on trot. Need to improve capacity.

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For the love of God. I hope @Rev_Farthing is going to enter the X factor and bore the shits to death.

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@SgtArthurWilson @DadsArmyFans @BBCRadio4Extra I knew someone played me on TV. My Greengrocer is much happier though. I'm not that bad Sarge! 😉

[Chief Warden Hodges @arphodges]

@dwnstringer1 @FreedomActors Good stuff 👍🏻

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@dwnstringer1 @FreedomActors I'm good thanks. Hope you are too x

[Chief Warden Hodges @arphodges]

Hello @FreedomActors I grew up in Bradford as it happens

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@KrytenRD Thanks. Hopefully smegtober will be over quickly!

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@elliethomas100 Dead eye.

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@elliethomas100 Here you go. Tracheostomy scar

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@elliethomas100 Here you go! This one goes ear to ear. Great eh?

[Chief Warden Hodges @arphodges]

@elliethomas100 It's fine. I've enough scars so bruise is pretty normal!

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@tim_taylor10 @elliethomas100 Nah, it's Ice Cream Parlour! I go to Six Bells for quick pint before dealing with my wardens

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@KrytenRD I don't like smegtober. I spent whole of it in a coma. Woke up blind and brain damaged.
So Smegtober can smeg right off!!

[Chief Warden Hodges @arphodges]

@elliethomas100 My assumption is that you have a fat arse and it's bruised to buggery.

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@tim_taylor10 @elliethomas100 That's great. Trouble is, I'm at my shop til 6pm then at HQ until about 1am.
Feel free to knock on my door 😂

[Chief Warden Hodges @arphodges]

Wardens watch out for complete idiots on patrol. Simple, clear, written instructions aren't understood by so many of these fools

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@MrsFox1942 @MarigoldTeaRoom It's interesting what you hear the home guard discussing over a pint