Andrew Rogers

occasional subpar tweets, mostly sub-subpar

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Michael Jordan averaged 37 on this kind of defense

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@DylanRasberry Facts. Love the game. Hate the player

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@DylanRasberry This is an incredibly selfless act of sacrifice. V impressed.

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@DylanRasberry Dude. They “holding” flag on the goal line?

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@DylanRasberry Well I mean Dm me the burner account if you make one

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@2spencive Yikes

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@DylanRasberry Deal. Give me 2 weeks

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@DylanRasberry BRB going to find a snowcone

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@SportsCenter That no look pass by Wade though 🔥🔥

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@2spencive Spoiler alert I still do it wrong tbh

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@2spencive I was someone who thought he could wrap an extension cord until I did it in front of your dad once. Turns out I was doing it wrong

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@cepswin Still can’t get on board with this... but it’s for his own sake! It just can’t be good for them

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

“Ejecto seato cuz!” Is simply a masterpiece of movie dialogue and if you don’t agree you can fight me

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@callmemrshicky Oh sorry I thought this was an innuendo

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

@callmemrshicky Didn’t you buy him one for Christmas...?

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

His grasp was firm. Our eyes met. We both knew the potential consequences, but here we were. There was no turning back. When our hands finally retracted I felt a tingle run up my arm and down my spine. Who knows when I’ll hold a strangers hand again... I miss you, Eduardo.

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

I accidentally shook someone’s hand today.
I met a contractor at a job site and out of sheer habit and exhaustion extended my bare hand.
He hesitated for a nanosecond, long enough for me to realize what I had done, but not long enough to undo it.

[Andrew Rogers @arpointguard]

The sensation of his bare palm on mine made me nervous and... a little excited too.
My mind flashed back to a time when we were all just shaking hands, waving these virus spreading digits around like naive children. Oh the bliss. The ignorance. The youth.