𝔗HE 𝔅ALL.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ some⠀day⠀you⠀have⠀to⠀𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖⠀𝐔𝐏
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ &.⠀𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑝⠀𝑡ℎ𝑒⠀

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

ᅠ
⠀ ،̲، NOT IN A WEIRD https://t.co/3WccIgP4Y0

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

good morning . . . evening . . . ⸺ night.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

biiiiiig stretch.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

espresso hits different.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

talking so fast he sounds like an animal crossing character.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

https://t.co/wTkgUlXxqx this himb

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

https://t.co/wTkgUlXxqx you know when you pick up a cat and they do that big big stretch that makes their front arms go straight up? riz every time one of his friends lift him up

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

⠀
( BIIIIG STRETCH FROM A LITTLE GUY ! )

[🔥. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᴴ̲ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ ‎ ‎ 𝓒𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 @fiendishchosen]

ㅤ⠀
( PICKING HIM UP LIKE THE GREMBLIN HE IS. )
ㅤ⠀

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

⠀
BEEN LIVING UNDER MY DESK LIKE A RAT !!

[🔥. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᴴ̲ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ ‎ ‎ 𝓒𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 @fiendishchosen]

ㅤ⠀
so you ARE alive. thought the coffee finally took you out. 💛
ㅤ⠀

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

rises from beneath his desk like dracula from his coffin.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

( HELP !? HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY !! )

[@curatclericus @curatclericus]

[ TACKLING!!!! ]

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

( OOF ! ) screeching accompanied by careful clinging.

[🔥. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᴴ̲ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ ‎ ‎ 𝓒𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 @fiendishchosen]

[ TACKLE ]

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

https://t.co/wTkgUlWZAZ coping with depression by rereading the stormlight archive has left me feeling insane btw

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

hi, or whatever.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

👹

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀don't worry about me, ma. I'm doing fine. I just worry about you, you know?

[⁎ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓹𝗋͟𝗈͟𝗏𝖾 ‍ ‍ 𝑚𝑦 ‍ ‍ 𝘸𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵. @allgored]

⠀
ah, don’t worry, sweetie. i’m alright. how about you? would you like me to make you some dinner? coffee? tea?
⠀

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

hey, mom. do you need anything?

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

big yawn.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

huh.

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

https://t.co/wTkgUlXxqx my riz depression is eternal

[𝔗HE 𝔅ALL. @arquebused]

https://t.co/wTkgUlXxqx yall ever think about how riz being literally of legendary importance is not enough to ensure him a successful future while all his friends have big titles and secure households