Arran Bartish

I code ∴ I deploy.

[Arran Bartish @arranbartish]

Loving the https://t.co/jDX5vazp9k setup by @GOTOcon. Such great talks. Enjoyed seeing @AzureDevOps showing up in a great talk about templates.

[Dave Farley @davefarley77]

You can have "E2E Testing Strategies" or "Microservices" but not both.

Microservices are, by definition, "independently deployable" so you don't get to test them together before you deploy, because if you do you now have a distributed monolith - which is fine, but not m-service

[Dave Farley @davefarley77]

Is SAFe safe? https://t.co/rEcAlmQTFE

[Jessica Kerr @jessitron]

When you don't have time to learn -- mob program.

[Arran Bartish @arranbartish]

@tottinge some basic plugins I feel help. They catch things which otherwise wouldn’t have been caught, some of them have been pretty bad.

1. Maven enforcer plugin with the vulnerable dependency check + other rules
2. spotbugs with security addon
3. Auto format on commit

feedback fast 👍

[Arran Bartish @arranbartish]

@ghohpe I would submit xunit patterns (https://t.co/3ZFEpUjtyR) for consideration on shelf 1. Excellent list.

[Arran Bartish @arranbartish]

@Thomg57 @nkostelic I dub this a “pan bun”. I went and grew my one myself.

[Tim Ottinger @tottinge]

"It didn't work" is not enough.

READ THE ERROR MESSAGE.
Understand what it means.
Now you know more, with more certainty, about your environment.

Let's not do "programming by permutation."

[Sasha Czarkowski 🇺🇦 @DivineOps]

You forgot to lock your computer again, haven’t you, Dave

[Sander Hoogendoorn @aahoogendoorn]

Estimating story points does not add value. Stories are small. And there are many. Which means the Law of Large Numbers applies. Which implies that the result of repeating the same experiment enough times will be close to the average.
(1/2)

[Arran Bartish @arranbartish]

Hey, look what I made in my living room.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Agile has nothing at all to do with "twice the work in half the time." Twice the garbage in half the time benefits nobody. Focusing on output is snake oil.

[Netflix @netflix]

To be silent is to be complicit.
Black lives matter.

We have a platform, and we have a duty to our Black members, employees, creators and talent to speak up.

[Martin Fowler @martinfowler]

new post in Branching Patterns

Environment Branch: Configure a product to run in a new environment by applying a source code commit.

A bad smell, only useful as a temporary jerry-rig

https://t.co/hu1HM30aoh

[Martin Holtham @GHSMaths]

Viviani's theorem: From any point within an equilateral triangle, the sum of the perpendicular distances to the three sides is equal to the height of the triangle.

https://t.co/aM1tkKfuaw

[🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk]

when debugging, your attitude matters
(or in article form: https://t.co/UseM2m2WTm)

[tinyrobots @tinyrobots]

"What is staging? It is a black hole for your time."

@mipsytipsy at #EuRuKo2019

[Angie Jones @techgirl1908]

When testing your APIs, verifying the response code is not enough, and we're much too lazy to write assertions for *every* property within the body.

This is where Approval Testing really shines.

🔗 https://t.co/qjvkmJEEZt

[Arran Bartish @arranbartish]

@WoodyZuill If there is still place I would be thrilled to join in. My teams have had great success with mob programming and I’ve learned that like all things that it only gets better with practice