arrangedcupid0

i hope to never become a Twitter user

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I teach auto shop at a small high school. We work on students cars, teachers cars, students parents cars and some community people cars. We only charge for parts and not labor, so we saved some people a lot of money last school year. This last school year we did 126 oil changes, 68 brake jobs, 85 alignments, 4 steering racks, 22 tune ups, 32 struts, 20 shock absorbers, 4 transfer cases, mounted and balanced 82 new tires, 4 timing chains, 15 valve cover gaskets, 14 thermostats, 4 radiators, 12 in tank fuel pumps, 8 EVAP canisters, 6 exhaust manifolds, 4 mufflers, 15 AC repairs including evacuate and recharge, 8 alternators, 22 batteries, 9 starters and so much more! Proud of those students I am!

[arrangedcupid0 @arrangedcupid0]

@DrAkhtar17372 @Hesamation Shut up

[arrangedcupid0 @arrangedcupid0]

@freevote @aubreystrobel Ironic and rather out of touch

[trollopszn @solracnkoff]

when the herbalists in ghana told you, you laughed

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i dont think the baby boomers realize that they are in actual physical danger

[AquaticLettuce ⏳|📜|👑💌 @AquaticLettuce]

> Pope announces his stance against AI
> the bubble immediately starts popping
Thank god literally i guess

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

BREAKING: MICROSOFT JUST ANNOUNCED TO BAN ITS OWN ENGINEERS FROM USING AI DUE TO THE COST OF USING IT.

VP OF NVIDIA SAID, “THE COST OF AI FOR MY TEAM WAS MORE THAN HUMANS”

“AI CAN COST MORE THAN HUMAN WORKERS NOW”

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Your generation is so poor because you spend money buying food and-"

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[RITZ Crackers @Ritzcrackers]

3 albums? someone was salty

[eric is dead @leonVSevildead]

When I saw Project Hail Mary, a lady had a baby with her and it started crying halfway through the film. She left with the baby and came back 5 minutes later without the baby.

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

Did we all collectively forget drake is a pedophile or what

[salem🩷🫧🍨🧜🏽‍♀️ @untitled05s]

revisionist ass history

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?

Trump voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.

Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?

Trump voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.