emma

throwaway account for whatever I’m obsessed with atm

[emma @arrianealter]

@verosandoval79 @AviancaEscucha Tengo el mismo problema… no aparece mi reserva en línea en ningún lado ahora. Has encontrado solución?

[emma @arrianealter]

@alejandro_vape @Avianca Tengo el mismo problema… no aparece mi reserva en línea en ningún lado ahora. Has encontrado solución?

[emma @arrianealter]

@lizzydorgan Overcooked 2 is an absolutely hilarious multiplayer game on the switch, I highly recommend it

[Zed Zha, MD, FAAFP @DrZedZha]

During a skin exam, the patient told me they had HIV. I acknowledged it and kept inspecting the skin, some areas with my bare hand. Patient teared up and thanked me for not “jumping away” as soon as I learned they were HIV positive. It’s 2022. HIV+ people are not dirty.

[emma @arrianealter]

@gabi_lanning @CryptoSteaker @LinkedInHelp This is a headache 🤕

[emma @arrianealter]

@danieloneill80 @CryptoSteaker @LinkedInHelp 😣 hopefully we get the posts back. Now it keeps reappearing but when I click on it an error pops up

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

one time in med school one of my classmates said it was “unfair” that another one of our classmates had a child at home because it gave them an unfair advantage on their pediatrics rotation/exam

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Yesterday I was at my grandma's doctor appointment with her and the physician started lecturing her on cutting back on sugar and she interrupted him and said "I am 90. I think I'm doing ok but thanks for the advice."

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

the episode of the office where the whole plot is them watching an episode of glee is a classic

[tee 🪽 @sorryboutitjeed]

@gugut0b0n people get mad at some celebs for queerbaiting, but then force a differing sexuality on someone who has been open and insistent about being straight from the very beginning. there's truly no winning either way??

not to mention he's spoken about how much it affects him mentally

[Alison @Alisonvirginia]

Shout out to SNL, for having the only wrong take on Ned Fulmer's sexual misconduct that you could have. You guys got some real ace writers, did any of them go to Yale,by chance? #tryguys

[Rainie Toll @RainieToll]

“He committed the heinous act of having a consensual kiss and not telling us, his friends” ... that wasn’t actually the issue, but I guess snl doesn’t really understand holding men responsible for workplace sexual misconduct.

[Robbie Pierce @Robbiepierce]

A random unattended 7yo at the park told me and my son that gay people are the devil and are going to hell. My son scoffed, but the boy said it was true because God said so. I told him parents made up God to make their kids do what they want. His eyes got so big.

[Heifer Games 💗 @DragDollCo]

Fan: “OMG! Katya, you changed my life.”

@Katya_Zamo:

[smooth brained brat @c0wbitch]

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

idc wht nobody says, you’re supposed to brush your teeth BEFORE you eat breakfast

[Chris Ballinger @ballingerfamily]

As a homeschool dad, I’m trying to embrace the newer ways of teaching math. But I sure do relate with Bob Parr (Mr. Incredible) from time to time.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.