I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
“i need to lock in and lose weight” i say as i continue to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and
Aniya, get off my island respectfully. Melanie, get off my island respectfully. Sincere, get off my island respectfully. KC, get hit by a truck respectfully.