Abhishek Lal

God's own child 😇

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

শ্রীরামকৃষ্ণ : এই সংসারে বালি আর চিনি মিশেল আছে। যে বালি ত্যাগ করে চিনিটুকু নিতে পারে , সেই চতুর ।

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

नेहरू: Tryst with destiny

चौथी पास: Torture with teleprompter

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

@Aunindyo2023 Salil Ankola,
Navjot Singh Sidhu,
Krishnamachari Shrikant

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

@DrGauravGarg4 @memorable_90s @joybhattacharj @bhogleharsha @mufaddal_vohra @OfficialSLC I could identify:
1. Romesh Kaluwitharana
2. Chaminda Vaas
3. Sanath Jayasurya
4. Marvan Atapattu
5. Aravinda De Silva

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

NEET 2026 के पेपर लीक की खबर सुनी।

परीक्षा नहीं - NEET अब नीलामी है।

कई सवाल परीक्षा से 42 घंटे पहले WhatsApp पर बिक रहे थे।

22 लाख से ज़्यादा बच्चे साल भर रात-रात भर आँखें जलाकर पढ़ते रहे और एक रात में उनका भविष्य बाज़ार में सरेआम नीलाम हो गया। यह पहली बार नहीं है। 10 साल में 89 पेपर लीक - 48 बार दोबारा परीक्षा। हर बार वही वादे, और फिर वही ख़ामोशी।

मोदी जी, जब आप अपनी हर नाकामी का बिल जनता पर डालते हैं, तो ग़रीब के बच्चों का भविष्य भी उसी बिल में आता है।

22 लाख बच्चों का भरोसा टूटा है। और मोदी सरकार से बड़ा ख़तरा भारत के युवाओं के सपनों के लिए कोई नहीं।

मैं भारत के युवा के साथ हूँ। यह वक़्त बेहद मुश्किल है - मैं जानता हूँ। लेकिन यह व्यवस्था ऐसे नहीं रहेगी। हम मिलकर इसे बदलेंगे।

[Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve]

“Anyone who loves freedom owes such a debt to the Red Army that it can never be repaid.”

Ernest Hemingway

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

बिहार में पकड़वा दूल्हा होता था अब पकड़वा मंत्री भी बनाया जा रहा है?

[Subhashini Ali @SubhashiniAli]

My father was present

[IRI Embassy in Armenia @iraninyerevan]

Congratulations to you. Children are innocent and lovable. Those 168 children that your boss killed in the school in Minab, and you justified, were also children. When you kiss your baby, think of the mothers of those children.

[Nishtha @krantinari]

Being a guest at Rashtrapati Bhavan

[My Phrend Dolaand @Bambibadas]

ये मोदी जी का बडप्पन है कि चुनाव करवा कर जीतते हैं।

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

@nidhiambedkar @NandanB15 This is Bardhaman city, not Kolkata.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Some in the Congress, and others, are gloating about TMC’s loss.

They need to understand this clearly - the theft of Assam and Bengal’s mandate is a big step forward by the BJP in its mission to destroy Indian democracy.

Put petty politics aside. This is not about one party or another. This is about 🇮🇳.

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

@gopinathprahlad @sandeep_PT Yes, they are alive, and they were ready with all their documents, all of the 27 Lakh voters were genuine voters denied to vote.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

देवनागरी के एकस्ट्रा बोल्ड फोंट्स को टेलीप्रॉम्प्टर से पढ़कर दुनिया की कोई भी भाषा बोल सकते हैं यशस्वी जी ।

जिस अति-उत्साही कार्यकर्ता ने स्टेज के पीछे से ये विडियो बनाया है, उसका लवणेन भोज्यम होना तय है।

[T M Krishna @tmkrishna]

I usually avoid responding to singular tweets, but this one from the Union Minister of Parliamentary Affairs cannot be ignored. It is the right of every opposition party, in fact every citizen to question all the arms of government. Calling it an attack on democracy is against the very grain of democracy. This idea propagated by the present government that the entire opposition is a negative force is the real threat to democracy.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

Union Minister CR Patil got suspended from Police Head Constable job for liquor sale. Then dismissed by Gujarat Police for being caught for liquor trade. Liquor is prohibited in Gujarat for past 70 years. Then he joined BJP & became President of Diamond CoOp Bank. Was in Jail for Rs.600 cr bank fraud. Got bail from SC on promise - he will deposit Rs.300 crore in 6 months. Again jail for keeping promise of bail condition. Next year he paid and released from 3 year jail life. Became BJP MP and in 2019 became BJP Gujarat State President. 2024 onwards Na Khaunga, Na Khane Doonga Modiji’s Cabinet Minister!

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

@sansofibm Hands down Suriya

[Mamata Banerjee @MamataOfficial]

আমরা মা-মাটি-মানুষের সরকার গঠন করছি।

জয় বাংলা!

[Abhishek Lal @arrivedYAY]

@RahulMukherji5 BJP has won even Lok Sabha elections till the year 2420.
#weedEnergy "Lawden bhojyam"