Mayc

(っ◔◡◔)っ heart full of equity, u an asset. ♥

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i don’t think anyone loves anyone as much as trisha paytas’s agent loves trisha paytas

[Run It Up $$$ @Runitup858]

CHINESE ASTROLOGY ROAST SESSION 🔥🐉

🐀 RAT: Master manipulator. Smart as hell, but would sell you out for a bag of rice.

🐂 OX: Loyal, dependable... and slow. Takes 5 years to make a decision.

🐅 TIGER: Thinks they know everything. Dies young doing dumb sh*t. Looks good doing it tho.

🐇 CAT: Best psychologists... also the most ANNOYING. Will read your soul and still gaslight you.

🐉 DRAGON: Strong, powerful, respected. Also dumb as rocks. Needs a rat to do taxes.

🐍 SNAKE: Wise, sexy, revengeful. Will never forgive you. Petty for eternity.

🐎 HORSE: Honorable workaholic. Stubborn AF. Would rather die than admit you were right.

🐐 GOAT: Pretty, pampered, useless in a crisis. Cares more about vibes than survival.

🐒 MONKEY: Smartest in the room. Also laziest. Needs a Dragon to push them, or they’ll just vibe forever.

🐓 ROOSTER: Will slap you at 8AM just for breathing wrong. Zero chill. Great fighters. Awful diplomats.

🐕 DOG: Loyal, emotional, has a PhD in overthinking. Cries while barking.

🐖 PIG: Party animal. Eats, drinks, smashes. Great in casinos. Terrible with commitment.

[ً @wtffrio]

real🤡🤡🤡

[maru is tired 🫩 @marureviere_]

hell yeah

[Mayc @arrmaic]

Men and their creepy behavior

[tay @colormetaay]

you couldn’t milk this out of her 10 years ago… LITERALLY

[La’Ron @LaRonHines]

every lawyer i know says the CA Bar is a different beast…be kind to the lady

[Mayc @arrmaic]

Yung mga taong nagsabi ng “depression is not real” di pa nasasampolan yan e.

[Mayc @arrmaic]

@ABSCBNNews @victoriatulad You think you’re funny?

[Mayc @arrmaic]

The weight of an experience depends on who's carrying it; what feels light to you might already be too heavy for someone else. So stop gaslighting people into thinking they're exaggerating just because their struggles don't look like yours.

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

“The messiest bitch you know is a man”

[Mayc @arrmaic]

Some men find children and corpses, and animals, attractive. Their validation is worth NOTHING

[Mayc @arrmaic]

"Pag nagka-anak ka mas maiintindihan mo"

Okay but your parenting is difficult to understand.
Evil things aren't typically effective in child-rearing 😅

[Mayc @arrmaic]

Had to rewatch the Mugen train arc coz It’s the only way to stop the feels.

[Mayc @arrmaic]

😹😹😹

[Mayc @arrmaic]

Purpose. Miracles. Connection

[Mayc @arrmaic]

Diin daw pwede magbakal sin mayad na ugali kay bakalan ko c ate girl 🤣 —my auntie hardcore 😹

[slatt ✧` @wyaslqtt]

This what y’all need to be posting on my timeline not porn.