Arrogant Worms

We are only here to tell you we are not here.
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[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

Just a reminder, we are mainly posting on that other thing that is like Twitter used to be. We won't put the name in this post, however, because Elon's algorithm is probably squashing it. It rhymes with "Too shy." Also rhymes with "Poo pie."
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[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

We are now hanging at Bluesky. The air is less musky there.
@arrogantworms.bsky.social

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

It's the last day of our Indiegogo campaign!
Help us save the world through the power of music comedy.
https://t.co/BvVdQCfDyy

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

It's the final countdown! (doo doo doo dooo. doo doo doo doo dooo)
Sunday is the last day of the Indiegogo campaign!
We are SO CLOSE to reaching our goal.
Help us get there! We. Can. Almost. Touch. It.
https://t.co/elxWyarIcQ

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

CANADIAN FAMOUS
That's the name of our new album.
Just thought we'd share that.
We're almost to our goal on Indiegogo, give us a push at
https://t.co/cgorEWtujB

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

ONE WEEK LEFT TO HELP US!
Our Indiegogo campaign is nearing the end. We're at 77% . Thanks to everyone who has supported us so far, and also everyone who is going to help after reading this post.
WE CAN DO IT!
Wanna help? Here's the link: https://t.co/Vu2RcScdZ1

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

BE OUR FLAT STANLEY!
We've added a perk to our Indiegogo. Now you can go on tour with us for a day as a "Flat Stanley".
We'll take pictures of you doing exciting tour things and you'll be on stage for a show.
We're 75% there. Help us get all the way!
https://t.co/Vu2RcScLOz

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

Only two spots left for Trevor's comedy writing course on Zoom starting Sept 11.
Three spots left for his in-person course in Kingston starting Oct 3.
For more info go to https://t.co/m6Yx3Mx3CO

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

WE ARE IN THE STUDIO
The next Arrogant Worms album is being recorded at this very moment!
This is a picture of Chris recording the lead vocal of our soon to be hit, CANADAD.
Help us pay for this thing. Go to Indiegogo and do your good deed for the day.
https://t.co/Vu2RcScdZ1

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

It's almost back to school time.
Why not go to Comedy School this year?
Trevor is doing another comedy writing course on Zoom. Starts Sept 11.
More info here: https://t.co/dZ7t2yZQJI

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

YOU HEAR IT FIRST has been taken!
You will never hear it first.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Still lots of great perks for supporting us: download, cd, set lists, your name in song, etc.
Help us save the world through the healing power of Comedy Music!
https://t.co/Vu2RcScLOz

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

Wednesday is "over the hump" day.
Help us get over the hump in our Indiegogo campaign to make a new album. Our goal is $20000 and we're at $9748
To inspire you here is an AI generated image of "Three arrogant worms getting over the hump."
To help us go to: https://t.co/Vu2RcScdZ1

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

https://t.co/Vu2RcScdZ1

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

Help us get over the hump!
We're at $9498 on our Indiegogo campaign to get to $20000.
To help us get there we've lowered the "You Hear It First" perk to $799. Be the first person in the universe to hear the album!
We will not be lowering this again.
Unless nobody buys it.

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

We're putting out a new album and need your help!
Yes, we're finally doing it. If you'd like to be a part of it please go to indiegogo and help us record the songs that will save the world.
https://t.co/Vu2RcScdZ1

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

It's already August!
This means it's time to push Trevor's comedy course.
He even made a graphic!
Next course starts September 6.

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

We are playing the Festival of Small Halls this October in Eastern Ontario. Come get small with us!
https://t.co/LDdWQUZJYE

[Ontario Festival of Small Halls @smallhallsfest]

We're back with 3 weekends of a jam-packed music, coming to #ontariosmallhalls this Fall! 🍂 Join us for 3 weekends in October in small halls ⛪️ all across Ontario, for some BIG music 🎶 featuring extraordinary Canadian talent!
🎟ON SALE NOW! Tix & Info: https://t.co/NmST3UQTpA

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

We don't twitter much anymore, but damn it, we've got shows to flog.
TORONTO, April 14
PETERBOROUGH, April 15
MIDLAND, APRIL 16
https://t.co/RaViW7qTok for info.

[Market Hall @TheMarketHall]

Come laugh along with @arrogantworms presented by Market Hall on Saturday, April 15 at 8 PM. Tickets are available now at https://t.co/KqazLpe4zk

[Arrogant Worms @arrogantworms]

It's almost January, and January sucks.
Why not make it better by taking Trevor's Comedy Writing Course on Zoom!
You'll have a great time, laugh a lot, and also learn how comedy works.
First class Jan 12.
https://t.co/Uu0z9pIWWv