Alex

giving twitter a second chance lets see how long this last ...update... third chance lol

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

Tipping culture is outrageous.
I’m all for helping servers and all out but how you gonna ask me for a tip and you’re an automatic carwash? Asking for a tip after taking a picture of my car and pressing a button gtfo and I gotta vacuum my own car NAH

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[THIZZ @ThizzUchiha]

This got me weak 😭

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@RbKiller53 What kinda car we stealing?

[Manuel Pedrero @YosoyPedrero]

🚨#ULTIMAHORA | ¡TURISTAS GRINGOS CORREN A MEXICANOS DE DURANGO POR EL ECLIPSE!

En un acto sin precedentes turistas de Estados Unidos piden a Mexicanos que se vayan del mirador de Los Remedios ya que ASEGURAN pagaron para estar solo ellos ahí. ¡El asunto es que el MIRADOR es PÚBLICO!

La agencia de viajes de Norteamericana "Betchart Expeditions" asegura que les fue vendido por varias horas el espacio por el Gobernador del PRIAN en Durango Esteban Villegas. Una simple locura.

Con información de: Espacio Libre México.

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

Also people who say “half a dozen” suck
Just say 6 bro
It’s not even faster

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

Recently while driving Ive been changing the song in the direction I mean to put the signal to.

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa Hahahaha if my dad had social media lol

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa Lmao!!! Nah that was Diana they took her food

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa @STARZ Tell me your a Starbs addict without telling me you’re a Starbs addict lol

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

Downing two coffees in the morning is so much easier than two water bottles

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

I need friends that wake up at 3 with me. I mean I’ve been up since 1 but I’ll settle for 3 😂

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa @messedupfoods I bet you it’s good lol

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

I’m at the point of deleting emails so quick that I don’t even check if they’re important. So far I haven’t missed a thing. I need a new email account.

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa Love you Zeus and max. And forever will. Ben’s cool too fuck it 😂
I had a great time taking care of him while he slept. His little fingers just gripping my hand

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa I always get mad because I want spicy but I also want hot coffee and you can’t do both lol
Not with our type of spicy

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

I always add a whole list of shit to my cart but never buy it cause I’m comfortable how I am rn and I don’t have that stuff. Can I spend the $500? Yes. Do I need to? Nah everything cool rn lol

[Alex @arrrrevalos]

@zuriiiaa Nah we just get in trouble lol like I ain’t 30 lol