I’m so unemployable it’s almost funny. I sleep too much. I can’t handle stress. My brain capacity is smaller than an acorn. I don’t respect rules or authority. I have no interest in basically anything. My ideas are trash. I’m ugly and stupid. I hate meetings. I can’t do this.
a job is genuinely my biggest fear in the whole fucking world. no summer vacation ?? spring break?? random 1 week off every now and then ?? you mean to tell me you expect me to go into work EVERYDAY ?? for the rest of my life ?? no wonder everyones killing themselves