Andy Schroeder

Notre Dame. Rarely drives steamboats. Feeling good, feeling great, how are you?

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

in like 2011 I made an enormous lanky motherfucker and called him Tiny Dancer and made him fantastic at shot blocking. he sits in the paint and goaltends every shot, and then launches full court shots when gets a board. he is my son and I love him

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@father_rmv and some of us are being useful instead!

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@father_rmv ridiculous. the word “priest” has accomplished this for centuries

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@father_rmv is it “well known?” or is it just something useless old men say to each other?

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Smash cut to 4 months later

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

“gaining non-profit status” like… just don’t have profit

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

New Mountain West member Grand Canyon, the only for profit D1 school, won a case today that may help their case for eventually gaining non-profit status.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

This is the textbook definition of ethnic cleansing.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

ABSOLUTELY DYING AT THIS TD CELEBRATION BY INCARNATE WORD

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

James Franklin seems extremely soft

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@Sta7ic @tschu_22 @SplitZoneDuo i wanted to make this joke but—i genuinely don’t remember—wasn’t his hire at Arizona State received well at the time? besides the red flag of him jumping job to job before that.

i mean his hire at Hawaii definitely counts to be clear

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

her: what exactly went wrong at the circus
me:

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@JDullman_69V2 what was the comment big boy

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

Holly “I Made a Bet With Quavo About Whose McLaren Was Faster” Rowe

[Chris W. @rakesofmallow]

what happened in 2014

https://t.co/QwE8tc4Hrl

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@rakesofmallow i was bummed it made them cut away from the full-screen graphics about LSU’s playoff odds

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@aboutnothings idk how i did this or how to fix it. suck block kid

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

Cal has scheduled OOC games with Auburn and BYU. mission work but leftist

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Cal, BYU add home/home series; 2026 at BYU, 2027 at Cal

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

I have the UTMOST respect for what Sebulba has done for the sport of podracing. But LISTEN. If you're going to tell me "Sebulba's the GOAT", then explain how come I turn on the Boonta Eve Classic and watch him GET WHOOPED by a NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY.

[Andy Schroeder @arschroeder]

@Resident_Cynic @kehinde_andrews this is unbelievable. i can’t believe what has become of our society.