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[a @arseangelist]

What do y’all know about pickle spill:aisle 6

[a @arseangelist]

@worsleyy This is how I found out the lyrics aren’t “we’ll steal elections”

[Groby @groby5000000]

this is who i am and you hate me for it

[a @arseangelist]

@boiledgl1tter True and real

[a @arseangelist]

If you wait until the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and then are mean to the workers at the mall because YOU’RE annoyed i hope you die a slow and painful death. It’s not my fault you can’t be an adult and didn’t learn time management skills.

[a @arseangelist]

As a customer service worker my job MAKES me talk to ppl. You think I wanna be making small talk with every single customer for 8 hours every day? You think that’s not also exhausting for us?? I will get yelled at if I don’t😭

[nohobal head of marketing @nohohankpilled]

i’m sorry are you guys serious right now

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

when lucy gray introduced snow to mockingjays and the call of the mockingjay became a revolutionary symbol like he literally never got away from the sound of the woman that loves him. shes the stevie nicks of panem

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

blessed by the ick gods now i hate him

[a @arseangelist]

@HawthorneHgts please can I buy that boston tear party flag that was hanging up last night at MA is for lovers ?? I NEED IT name your price 😭

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

You don’t understand how fucking obsessed with this frog I am

[a @arseangelist]

so these are all horrific takes anyway but including MABEL in this?? oh you’re going to hell for that one

[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[a @arseangelist]

@worsleyy https://t.co/P0xnpibtCK

[a @arseangelist]

LET’S GOOO

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

any time i drink tequila i wake up the next day and my first thought is i should commit suicide right now

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

u ever fight for ur life in the groupchat over a guy and then have to come CRAWLING back to the same groupchat crying over the same fucking lizard u defended so hard. brutal. canon event.

[a @arseangelist]

@worsleyy thanks

[a @arseangelist]

can’t believe i’m going to see this masterpiece of a movie on the big screen tomorrow 🙏🏼

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Get there early tomorrow for MUSIC VIDEOs https://t.co/eDNbfqZjsd

[neighborhood gremlin @notacockparty]

#WhyWouldIWatch @HotMulligan