Anus

Awful and BORING. Rihanna is still a cunt.

[Beige @DarkBeige]

Hopeful machine

[Anus @Arsebatter]

@DarkBeige WANNA SEE MY DICK?

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@Officer_yewtree Who's the daddy.

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If only he was monumental all over.

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I LIVE WITH A MONUMENTAL FUCKING PRICK!

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I managed to gurn my toes off over the weekend

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Fucking hate hayfever. It's like I've done five grams of CK and finding out I'm immune.

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This time last week, I had a kinder egg up my chuff.

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@PantsBants @jayckb YOU'RE nice

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@jayckb I used a felt tip

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@jayckb #selfie

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@jayckb My eyebrows look AWESOME right now

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When I watch porn, I get revenge on my genitals.

[The Kid @EmTheKid]

OMG did you know Arnie doesn't have a mental health problem? He's just Austrian!

[Anus @Arsebatter]

"Lots of talk of performing sex acts today"

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@iamamro would

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A young man just apologised for saying cunt in front of me, so I kicked him in the face.

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There's a fat bird standing outside my cubicle listening to me piss. I bet her cunt is more greasy than a Yorkshire pudding dish.

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@DavieLegend My P reg cost me A GRAND last MOT

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Cancer, we're coming to get you!