Neil Franklin

Dub in exile in rural Galway city

Still haunted by Jimmy White missing a black off its spot to lose the final frame of the 1994 World Snooker final

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

Please unroll @threadreaderapp:

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[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

REVEALED: reporters at @thetimes working alongside the internet’s most prominent SARS-CoV-2 origins conspiracists combined the world’s most idiotic lab leak theories to create this long read of nonsensical reheated horseshit. …

So let’s get into this tepid excuse for journalism

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

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[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

“China wants it to be from the market to cover up a lab leak and Biden is a China simp so the head of the ODNI is going to fake a zoonotic origin for no reason besides China demanded it.”
—former ambassador and interim DNI head Richard Grenell

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

I've fucking had it with people who tell me my life is still worth living. Youse aren't dealing with science fiction dystopia vision which is a literal monster in your head. Life used to be worth living, now it's torture. I want to die.

[Lance Vickers @VickersLance]

@richardajkeys What did you do with the trophy?

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

It would be way more honest if opthalomologists just said straight up to anybody who ever suffers a detached retina that their life is fucked forever, for good, finito.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

@philharrison192 Stamford Bridge 1993 😜

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

@AlastairMcA30 @threadreaderapp Please unroll

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

Eddie Jones = Boris Johnson
Steve Borthwick = Liz Truss
#SixNations #ENGvFRA

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

Laura Kuennsberg has been told by the BBC to get down to Dean Court to commentate on tomorrow's early kick off between Bournemouth and Liverpool. #Lineker

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

@philipoconnor Once the BBC is killed off as an institution which has credibility, it isn't coming back. That will be a disaster.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

@philipoconnor The Tory media will always push for the neutering and dismantling of the BBC and the NHS. The trick is to get the attacks coming from both sides of the spectrum and destroy the credibility of the BBC and the effectiveness of the NHS.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

You just know Jermaine Jenas will be chief scab. You know it. This is a guy who presented the World Cup draw in Qatar. Him being the scab labour Match of the Day presenter will be dressed up as "diversity" by the Tories.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

@phrenohead Thank you for your very kind message Sinead.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

At 9:43pm tonight I sprinted into the path of the 401 bus on the prom in Salthill to try and end my life I could have caused a crash I'm sorry driver I'm sorry everybody please kill me https://t.co/KBa67rz7Pm

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

They say suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. But what if your problem is permanent, not temporary?

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

Kill me. Fucking kill me.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

3 months ago my retina detached, I went blind overnight, now after surgery I have horrible distorted, slanted vision, my eyes are unfusable, I see squiggly lines and I want to die. And I got it because I ignored floaters for seven weeks. I did it to myself.

[Neil Franklin @arseboxing]

@revphilipgreen @Moorfields Hi Philip, how is your eye now almost two years later? I'm 56 days after vitrectomy for macula off retinal detachment. Surgery was 37 hours after presentation of sudden acute symptoms. Finding the recovery period particularly difficult. Hope your outcome continues to be good.