daniel hawkins

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@BexyGotEaten @Traffic_M1 I just walked to front, police said a single horse was running free. 3 hours for that? Should’ve got rip from Yellowstone down. They’ve caught it now so we should be moving asap

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@vicblends

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@NoiseNextDoor Amazing!!!!!!! @cwaywoe is going kosher😂😂😂 #comedylockdown

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@NoiseNextDoor His names craig, a car salesman and misses his woman he referred to as Upig ‘affectionately’ this would make our year

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@Fryer27 @LesDennis When you can't needle me on the 5 a side pitch anymore. Have to turn to twitter 😂🤣

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

My wife and I met @LesDennis dennis on holiday 6 months ago, he disappeared with my wife for 20 minutes, said there was a queue at the bar. My baby is due in 12 weeks time 🤔🤔🤔

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

I bought a car off @LesDennis got half way up the M1 and it broke down. I called him, and he told me it was my problem now, he'd been wanting to sell that car to some sucker for months. #disappointed

[CwayWoe @cwaywoe]

Just seen Les Dennis bulk buying toilet rolls in Asda, High Wycombe. ‘Back off’ he barked when probed if he truly needed 68 rolls of quilted Cushelle.

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@Yuri_oribeiro I’m with your biggest fan making a poster to bring to the city ground! Hopefully she’ll see you playing next game! #coyr

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CwayWoe @cwaywoe]

#nffc #brent #theoffice #office #ukoffice #karanka #karankaout #dcfc #dcfcfans

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@RequestABet @SkyBet what odds can I get on Clubfoot Bill hitting over 65 on he front 9 at footgolf tomorrow (his average is 50) #cfb #requestabet #footgolf

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

I’m voting for Walkers Prawn Cocktail! #chooseorlose https://t.co/7o0g2oqWOy

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@MeashamCarboot is the car boot on tomorrow morning Sunday 16th

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

Big Sam, sad the things people will do for a bit of extra money, isn't that right @piersmorgan #USAHOLE 😂🇺🇸

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@WoesWinners even a stopped clock is right twice a day 😳

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@WoesWinners is there a money back if first bet loses for new customers?

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@lauraatthedisco want to fetch me a drink?😘#lazy #cantgetup

[daniel hawkins @arsefacedweasel]

@Arsenal we were always going to concedes today. Just needed to outscore them. Perhaps a striker would've been an idea. #groundhogseason#afc