Non-Combat-Ready Baby

I didn’t get into this business to please sophomore Tracey Schwartzman, so - #ToastieTwitter - Higher Ed, but opinions are my own - she/her 💗💜💙

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@scbecker YES BEING PEDANTIC ABOUT THE BABYSITTERS CLUB IS APPARENTLY THE HILL I WOULD LIKE TO DIE ON

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@ErinNudi @AskAManager That post was my first thought but I think that LW actually did take the advice and ultimately sorted it out really amicably, so the situation might not meet the brief (or, rather, all the digging happened beforehand)

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

Wrong

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

I think 2023 is really going to be the year I remember how to do screenshots on a MacBook, the type of laptop I’ve owned for nearly 2 decades

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

Saw a dumb tweet, made it better with help from 30 Rock

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@cheercaptband @Bret_M_Parent Lmk when you need any made-to-order erotica

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@randomportion I’m so sorry for your loss, love. Sending you all of my deepest condolences.

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@cheercaptband Glad you told them and glad it went well! Way to go, friend 💜

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@iraglass plz have the rats cohost all future episodes of This American Life; they are great

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@Spice__Weasel Oh my gosh, I’m so so sorry! Sending you and James my deepest condolences. Titus was an amazing cat; thank you for sharing his love with us!

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@stefapie Oh no, I’m so sorry, Stefa. My deepest condolences. RIP, Santiago.

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@cheercaptband This is the greatest idea you’ve ever had and that’s saying something

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@cheercaptband I just love that riot grrl single, “One Week” by The Barenaked Ladies

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@cheercaptband IT’S BEEN

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

I think 2023 is really going to be the year I remember how to do screenshots on a MacBook, the type of laptop I’ve owned for nearly 2 decades

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@sophiahelix The “rearranged her guts” jokes write themselves

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

The hero we need!

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

Today’s mood

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@Blushingflwr Shopping for items to wear at one’s father’s funeral is a uniquely surreal experience. Sending you all my best.

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@TalkingHat I feel this is a good opportunity for me to share the four white dude actors whom I have so much trouble telling apart that I finally wrote myself a post it with their names, which lives on my fridge.

[Non-Combat-Ready Baby @ArsenioB_Ham]

@HarrietVaneAlso @TalkingHat Stan???