Half Engineer

Engineer by profession Human by nature......

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@Dutta_Souravd Bhai 35 ka ho gaya
-family selfish nikal gayi
-1 Paise ka portfolio hai
-3.0 LPA salary hai

Ab kya karu time nikal gaya zinda rahu ki mar jauu

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Look at the condition these students are studying in at the buffalo shed school.

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

This is so HILARIOUS 🤣🤣

Journalist –– What will you say about Sonia Gandhi controversy?

Andhbhakt –– Anyone who doesn't sing Vande Matram is anti national

Journalist –– Okay, now you sing 4 lines of Vande Matram

Andhbhakt –– I don't know 😭

Journalist –– At least sing one line

Andhbhakt –– I am telling you honestly that i don't remember a single line 😭

Knowledge : 00%, Confidence : 100%

Can you imagine his IQ 🤡

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Happy Independence Day 🇮🇳

Let this be the reminder that we still have a long way to go.

#JaiHind

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

Dear @JPNadda @DrJitendraSingh ji,

We are observing a complete breach of the agreement regarding no police action against the protestors. Hundreds of students have been arrested in Bihar and Bengal, and hundreds are being surveilled/harrassed in Delhi and other states. Multiple reports are emerging in Delhi around detention of volunteers supporting protestors with logistics.

We demand that all the FIRs against the protestors be immediately withdrawn, students be released and no future FIRs be filed (in line with our agreement) by Delhi police / Central investigative agencies / Police in BJP-allied states, FAILING WHICH WE WILL BE FORCED TO SIT ON PROTEST AGAIN.

We also demand that the written agreement around legal cases be shared with us by tomorrow, the aligned timelines with the Government of India.

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

Shivaji park right now

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Jo E20 ko lekar halla karte hain wo kekde hain.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

श्रीराम स्वयं न्याय हैं, सत्य हैं, धर्म हैं-
उनके नाम पर धोखा अधर्म है!

#राम_मंदिर_घोटाला

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Sunita traveled from U.P to Jantar Mantar to meet Junaid after seeing him selflessly help people without discrimination

She told him crying "Son,your mother has come from Saharanpur to see you. You are a symbol of Hindu-Muslim unity"

Junaid couldn't stop his tears hearing her

This is the India Sanghi hates!!

[News24 @news24tvchannel]

"एकनाथ शिंदे प्रेग्नेंट थे उन्होंने 6 गद्दार सांसदों को जन्म दिया है, यह डिलीवरी नंदनवन में हुई है"

◆ उद्धव गुट के सांसद संजय राउत ने उपमुख्यमंत्री एकनाथ शिंदे का उड़ाया मजाक

◆ नंदनवन दरअसल एकनाथ शिंदे का सरकारी आवास है

@rautsanjay61 | #Maharashtra | Sanjay Raut | Uddhav | #EknathShinde

[💫 Ｖøɪɗ Ƈσѕмɪc Ƈσммєηтɾу 💫 @VoidCommentaryX]

😆🙃

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Indian telecom Reliance is sabotaging access to Telegram for millions of users OUTSIDE India (including the UAE) via a rogue method called BGP hijacking.

The sabotage seems intentional, as Reliance has ignored multiple reports.

This may be part of a competitive war, as Reliance is partially owned by Meta — the company behind WhatsApp.

Network operators are advised to reject unauthorized BGP announcements from Reliance (AS18101) to prevent route hijacks and ensure stable Internet access for their users.

Such abuse of global Internet routing is alarming. I wouldn’t be surprised if Reliance/WhatsApp were also behind the recent lobbying effort to ban Telegram in India.

[Iran in India @Iran_in_India]

The Embassy of the Islamic Republic of Iran in India categorically rejects the reports and claims circulated by certain media outlets regarding the economic situation in Iran and alleged difficulties in the supply of essential goods and public necessities.

It is emphasized that, despite the imposition of three wars and extensive pressures against the Iranian nation, no shortage of essential commodities or basic necessities has occurred to date. Owing to the effective measures and responsible management of the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran under the leadership of President Dr. Masoud Pezeshkian, the procurement, supply, and distribution of the goods required by the country continue in a normal, stable, and uninterrupted manner.

The Embassy of the Islamic Republic of Iran also urges respected Indian media organizations to obtain and disseminate news and reports concerning Iran from credible, official, and verifiable sources. In this regard, it should be recalled that Iran International is a media outlet affiliated with opponents and adversaries of the Iranian people and has a long record of disseminating biased narratives aligned with anti-Iranian political agendas. Consequently, it cannot be regarded as a credible source for accurately reflecting the realities of Iran.
@aajtak

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@Ridhu417Sharma @zoo_bear

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@OnkarSpeaks_ @prasadvedpathak

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@raghav_chadha

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@chixxsays Still he is joker bmwale

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@kaushkrahul Bhai meri aisi shakal hoti to mai chup hi rehtaa

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@aajtak Joker

[Half Engineer @arshmail]

@SunainaHoley Average andhbhakt mind condition