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professional slacker |

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

When I first got my patronus I was like “wtf a raven are you serious?” But now it’s like no shit I got a raven that’s like the most emo animal

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I could never act in a movie where a stunt double is needed like what do you mean he’s short and fugly

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

Just got a new veggie knife and it took me all but 3 days to slice the shit out of my finger (after 2 near misses over the weekend) like damn

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

I’m the mf that needs aluminum deodorant

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Still aching at the fact that I drove 8 hours to see cigarettes @ sunset and show up to see only Dexter and moonrocks. I’m not hating I’m just aching

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Lowkey ahs backrooms would go off

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I feel like I would be a great cast in the next white lotus

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

Why is it so hard to clean ur apt

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

I’m such a “let me know your thoughts” headass

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I’m so out of my mind I just asked Alexa to turn the shower on

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Idgaf put me on ozemmmpyyyy

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

Just spent an hour redoing my card binder and now I hate it

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Sped through the new season of couples therapy I fear orna has lost her touch

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

Aaaannnd I just got roped back in to Pokemon by this red victini card

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I must have had worms in my brain being so obsessed with lany the way I was

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Lil peach switching up to ill peach out of nowhere this is like the silver sphere scandal all over again

[generic ᗢ☮︎ @arsoname]

How many variations of the honda civic can we possibly see on the road gah damn

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Selling my Hayley Williams concert ticket for tonight’s show in Austin!!! I’m too damn sick to make it happen 😔

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I TREMBLE

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Deatbyromy is so underrated omfg