Well I’ve mauled my bottom lip from constant self inflicted trauma, my baby hair I play with is near nonexistent, my teeth are screaming from TMJ, I’ve unintentionally lost 10lbs in a month, &&&&& I’ve slept a total of 6 hours this week.... but everything is fine. 🙄😶
So you know that cute thing puppies do when they sleep like they’re running in their dream? Well ITS F’N DANGEROUS WHEN A 105lb SHEPHERD DOES IT. Needless to say, Luka & I have been up since 3am binging KUWTK.
I did a leg workout before going into work the other night. I complained all night that I did a leg workout on a Monday. Here I am two days later, no other workouts done, and I swear I’m the biggest wimp rn screeching when I stand up.
Sitting here trying to decide how I got so lucky that a pandemic hits in the middle of my master’s program leaving clinical options to be slim pickin’... lawd help me 😷🧐
I’ve been wearing a VS sports bra as a bikini top all summer thinking it was a gym to swim bra... went to order another one....it is indeed not part of the gym to swim category. Guess who’s going to pretend to not know this? 🙋🏻♀️
As I’m hanging off our KING sized bed, Luka has taken over my spot, my husband is sprawled out snoring next to her, she wakes herself up with a fart, and is now huffing & puffing trying to wake him bc his snores are keeping her from her beauty sleep. HELLO INSOMNIA 👋🏼☠️