A. Rose Spurling

Isaiah 58:8
"...Your godliness will lead you forward, and the glory of the Lord will protect you from behind."

[A. Rose Spurling @ARSpurling]

Y'all remember when we used to underline book titles? I don't miss those days

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Quesadilla* 😭 I can't even spell it

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I just used a cutting board, a colander, a pot, a pan, several knives, two spatulas and two plates just to make a soggy casadilla 😢

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@tttaylorwattt Oh my, 30 pounds in one month? Are you okay girl?

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If a.m. stands for "ante meridiem" meaning "before noon" and p.m. is "post meridiem" for "afternoon" and we could be using just "m" for noon, why aren't we doing that and ALSO using "n." for "novus diem" like "new day" for midnight?? Change 12pm and 12am to 12m and 12n!!!

[A. Rose Spurling @ARSpurling]

We're all standing around pretending like bananas are one of the most normal fruits. Have you eaten one recently? Abnormal.

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When I bite the skin off my lips I wonder if any of the protein gets recycled back into my body.

[Tim Perzyk @tperzyk]

Golden retriever puppies comforted by a talking dinosaur. Happy Friday.

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Just found out it's "for all intents and purposes" not "for all intensive purposes." My ears have decieved me all this time.

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@justin_longacre I'm Heep Sheep

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Tell me the truth, is corduroy just the waffle chip version of suede? Is it? I'm on to you.

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*one year ago* sees someone wearing a mask: What's wrong with them?

*now* sees someone not wearing a mask: What's wrong with them?

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@zannkke Neon orange and blue

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@tttaylorwattt What

[Frankenstein Sympathizer @tapdroot]

Checking on your friends during quarentine is like

[A. Rose Spurling @ARSpurling]

@justin_longacre I keep thinking about how it used to not be culturally acceptable to wear a mask in the US when you had a cough. I wonder if that'll be a permanent cultural shift or if we'll have an even stronger aversion to people in masks once the general risk has leveled out.

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@veronicocoa I think you can find those girls at any college, but the ones in ny will also be taking on 200k of college debt so they're at a higher risk to be either snobby or big stressed.

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Tell me why I prayed last night asking God to wake me up around 9:30am (I've been naturally waking up between 9-10 every day) and this morning I woke up at 6:30. He must really want me to have time to get ready for church, dang bro.

[A. Rose Spurling @ARSpurling]

@veronicocoa That's normal to start with that fear, but you can find a philosophy to overcome the fear. Death is the only reason life is precious. Whether you believe in the balance of the universe or God, you have been given the perfect amount of time here, and you're gonna do great things.