those old whoville lesbians were really like yes our son is green and has a personality disorder and is addicted to delinquency and eating glass. and we love him.
Being in your twenties is like living under a log, kicking it with snails, then all of a sudden your boss overturns your hangout, just to cast a hex upon your whole family line. All I was trying to do was eat some Chicken of The Woods mushrooms in peace #TweetlikeLongacre
People wanna throw a hissy fit (feel intellectually superior) whenever someone calls Frankenstein "Doctor" despite him never finishing his degree as if all medical practice back in 1700's wasn't medical malpractice, do some cocaine about it and chill your humors are out of whack