@ForCognition@SIGSYS golly gosh i sure hope nobody copies this link and pastes it into sci (dash) hub (dot) se as doing that would let you read the paper for free, which would be both dubiously legal and very mean to the parasitic journals who charge this much to read a paper and don't pay authors
The way I would sprint over to show off my grip strength. "Alright, stand back folks. Watch a master at work." I pull the bars apart with ease. *everyone claps* "But wait, there's more." I then hold the baby above my head and tear it in half, the claps turn into shrieks of horror
I HATE what "that side" of the internet has done to gaming discourse man.
Unless it's like Stellar Blade or Lara Croft with Boobs and Ass flopping about it's always "Woke" this "Woke" that.
It's 2026 bro like please wake up 😭
AGORA: Carlo Ancelotti sugere dar uma AKUMA NO MI para Neymar para mudar a estrutura óssea do seu corpo, o prevenindo de lesões.
Neymar recusa e diz que gosta muito de praias.
🚨URGENTE
Neymar convence Kilua a usar Alluka para cura-ló, porém o jornal Intercept descobre que 87 funcionários morreram no processo. Neymar desabafa: “todo mundo já fez isso, mas na minha vez não pode”
URGENTE: Carlo Ancelotti cogita MATAR Neymar para conseguir "revivê-lo" sem lesões, com força total e possuindo energia infinita através do Jutsu Edo Tensei.
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
White guy growing up in China/Singapore and speaking fluent Singlish: Comedic
White guy growing up in India and speaking Indian English while doing the head wobble: Tragic