What a great read and excellent Father’s Day gift. Well done @KeeganMatheson
Thanks @Hooks41 for lending me your gift from last year. Much appreciated.
Jim Leonhard will probably look to bring some players over to Buffalo that he has coached in the past. Here are 5 potential free agent signings for the #Bills with ties to Leonhard from the #Badgers and #Broncos.
#BillsMafia
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In 1989, Bo Jackson had 32 home runs and 105 RBI and then averaged 5.5 yards per carry that fall in the NFL. Think about that for a minute. Even if you’re already aware.
Dear Educators: tonight you were the highlight of a child’s stories at the dinner table.
You are the reason someone can’t wait for Monday Morning.
You are making a difference. Every single day.
Thank you.
Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)
John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.