a nd y wislon

art is everything that is called art.

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

pro tip: don't feed the hand that bites you

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

@abbypersonally I really strongly considered doing this as well

[abbers 🌱 @abbypersonally]

i used shrek as my hook for my poetry essay

end my life

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

I woke up at 3AM last night and was about to tweet something about racing your refrigerator in drinking water, but I'm really glad I didn't.

[pada c/o 2017 @PADA2017]

Open for a surprise

[abbers 🌱 @abbypersonally]

im really out here tryna get fluent in spanish

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

I'm at church today unshaved, hair in a bun, and a Demonsmoke shirt on. Help me.

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

¡Gracias por hacer mi día mejor cuando te veo!

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

Guess who's back on twitter biiiiiitch

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

Me: *has any sort of difficulty
My mother: (how can I blame this on him?)

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

@abbypersonally "Medium rare"

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

@kevkev726 Dude I completely forgot that I named it until I read this tweet 😂

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

Just woke to my parents watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse in Spanish and my dad is accurately explaining everything that's going on to my mom

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

"The only person to ever punch me in the face just died, now I can say nobody punches me in the face and lives to tell the tale." -my father

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

Workers of the world, unite!

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

@abbypersonally I know someday I might just get up and leave her

[a nd y wislon @art_pants]

My dad: "Wait there's more than one fruit?"
Vegan cousin: "Yeah, that's something you would know if you were a vegan."