Cold Cold Friend

There's no god in the real world. There's extra no god in here.

[Cold Cold Friend @art_raws]

Happy Birthday to my son! I really miss you buddy, and I really wish I was spending today with you! Have fun and be safe!

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Don’t worry @BrendanCarrFCC none of us in the public realize you’re a shill and DO NOT LIKE your revenge tactics. It’s gonna come back to bite ya, buddy.

[Cold Cold Friend @art_raws]

#happybirthday #killmenow

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I know what day it is. I know what EVERY DAY IS! 😭

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17. Happy Birthday!

I wish I was with you, buddy!

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Holy shit. 20.

Happy Birthday Eliza!

I love you and miss you!

Every. Day.

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Happy Birthday Dylan!!! I miss you and your sister more than you could ever know. Enjoy your day and the ability to drive (safely) 😂🥰🤯🎂

[Cold Cold Friend @art_raws]

Damian/Elizabeth... Happy Birthday! I Love You and think about you everyday. I want nothing for you in life but to be happy, and I'm always here for you. And yes... I know it's not until the 29th, but I won't have my phone that day. I 💕💖❤️ you.

[Cold Cold Friend @art_raws]

When you've only seen a movie twice but recite a disturbing number of lines before the actor speaks them, is it because you have a peculiar kind of memory or because the dialog written is so weak and predictable or because the actors performances aren't lending themselves to...

[Cold Cold Friend @art_raws]

For the love of fuck... I don't understand why I can't let go know matter how evident the messages sent implore me to. Listen fuckers... I love you. I always have. I always will. I cry about you two every day. The only thing I care about is your happiness.

[Cold Cold Friend @art_raws]

If Ron Swanson doesn't speak the truth to you... If Burt Macklin isn't the best FBI agent you've ever known... And if April isn't your ideal woman , I got words for your ears, farts for your nose, and when my fists cave in face, you'll acquiesce 🖕🖕🖕

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He's almost about to be able to drive. Happy Birthday!!!

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Holy shit!!! I just realized it's only two days until another birthday I get to miss!!!

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I'm so goddamn tired of getting misunderstood that I'm starting to worry how little I care about what any one of you think about me. Come at me sideways and you will regret it. Not a threat... A promise. Fuck with me. Pllllleeeeazse

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Sorry if I tagged anyone wrong. But I really don't give a fuck

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How did the relationship between @machinegunkelly and @meganfox evolve into a joke for the ages?!? Cheers to the beautiful people... You have such beautiful lives

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@IpecacRec Mike Patton is my hero. From Angel Dust on... Pure genius. Truly Mike... Your work saved my life.

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18 💕🎉🎁

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@BryanGarris_ Hells to the yeah it was!!!