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[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Lovemaking is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple he gave to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.

[A @artattackanna]

@Gatwick_Airport @SingaporeAir sq312 arrived an hour ago and no sign of our bags. I’m a type 1 diabetic and at risk of hypoglycaemia if I’m kept many more hours from home without a meal. Why is no one addressing waiting crowds??

[A @artattackanna]

Term 4 summary: Quit job, organise impending move to the UK including house packing/budget etc, finish doctorate, manage beginnings/endings of two relationships, sell my late Mum's house, teach full time, handover national/state committee positions x 2

[A @artattackanna]

Hey Twitter, guess what, I resigned my full time secure teaching gig and I’m moving to London for an adventure/adult gap year (or three) in March, with no plans beyond drinking cute beers and renting an overpriced flat.

[A @artattackanna]

More than lightly buzzed at the Berlin Phil. Nice to be here, and with plans for less civilised adventures to follow.

[A @artattackanna]

@nath_lj Goodness me I am no better than any man 👀 🔥

[A @artattackanna]

And the partner at home in Melb will have the spare key to water the plants while I’m away. Too good. 💕

[A @artattackanna]

Soon I’m off to spend the majority of Sept in 🇩🇪 +🇳🇱 . On the agenda: solo lazing in Berlin, Munich with old friends at Oktoberfest, 4day boogie at Reeperbahn fest Hamburg, then romantic/debaucherous few days with the English long distance squeeze in an amsterdam canal apartment

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

I hope the Samantha scene on AJLT is just Kim Cattrall’s Super Mario 3D Land commercial

[A @artattackanna]

Forever my favourite author, my first tattoo, and the best most quotable wise ass we’ve ever had.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going to buy a single envelope and his explanation sums up the current state of the world.

[A @artattackanna]

Last night I took a ten minute time out at a a sex club to ensure I didn’t lose my duolingo streak

[A @artattackanna]

Love when men on the dating apps police my language about my own body

[A @artattackanna]

Also: one anniversary, one new tattoo, one partners 40th, one weekend away to the bush.

[A @artattackanna]

Term 3- incoming: one thesis final draft, one school camp, three conference presentations, one guest lecture, one huge term of FT teaching including organising an 800 student festival, one national conference programmed, two ♥️ partners, one house advertised 4 sale, & five gigs

[A @artattackanna]

Dating queer in Melbourne

[A @artattackanna]

I’ve been solo poly for a decade+ now and honestly I’m still so often surprised by the endless kinds of open hearted, diverse, curve ball connections it affords. Loving openly without expectations, thumbs up would recommend

[A @artattackanna]

The good news is I get *a* night off… and also that I’ll be back in EU in 10 weeks time but solo and for Oktoberfest, live music, and debauchery

[A @artattackanna]

Travelling EU but with 23 school students in tow. My first time travelling anything but solo in almost ten years and my god what a shock to the system. Such a different experience being beholden to others and unable to just sit wherever tf and get rollickingly drunk swiping apps

[A @artattackanna]

Booking in a silly little Zelda tattoo as a coping mechanism / reward for surviving term 2

[A @artattackanna]

@nath_lj Yes I did! Proper like shakey windows and creaky walls and what not. Euch!