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All the drive of a broken camshaft and the aggressive vinegar of a corpse. she/her

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AutoZone dude yesterday: well, your battery and everything looks fine, so I'm not gonna sell you a replacement even though it died on you for no reason
Me trying to leave work tonight: *car dead again* uh huh

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Loving this update to Animal Crossing New Horizons with the new "imprisoned by your villager in their house" feature

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The only reasonable explanation for the time I'm having trying to fill these vacant positions is that I am cursed

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I sure do love useless internet clout 😎

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I wish I could wish them a happy birthday

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Real rude how imposter syndrome hits hardest right in the middle of the workday so I'm freaking out about how much of a failure I am while trying to have coaching conversations with students

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Just had my first student who refused to wear a mask in my office despite being politely requested to do so. Not sure how I'm feeling about this

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Somehow I doubt that I will ever not think feeling happy and content is weird and suspicious and like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

My poor therapist sure does earn her paycheck with me

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@weistheteam EXACTLY 😭
but with my admin they hardly understand what we do. They just look at the favorable number changes bc of advising and think that's plenty to base a decision on and leave the rest of the explanation up to the ppl doing the things that cause the numbers

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Y'know it feels nice that I've been nominated a 2nd time as my uni's applicant for a state award in advising & student success.

Until I am reminded that I have to write a 20 page application doc and need a bunch of data and reference letters to send in

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U know ur coworker cares abt u when they dump food on u and prod u into eating after u tell them a couple weeks ago that u've been forgetting to eat all day except dinner

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I have never been so excited about a bottle of soda before #WynonnaEarp

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https://t.co/ri29kROzj1
Turn on the captions I LOVE THIS CHIROPRACTOR DUDE EVEN IF HE CAN'T MANAGE TO WEAR A MASK RIGHT

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Hallelujah for long weekends

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I've noticed I get increasingly passive aggressive towards coworkers who continually misgender my students (even after being corrected) and I have a feeling that's gonna get me in trouble at some point

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You know you had a good Friday night when you're still thinking about it the next Tuesday

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Soon followed by "why the hell did you do that"

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It's the time of year when I mutter "what the hell are you doing" about a student's schedule to myself alone in my office 6 times a day

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It's the time of year when I mutter "what the hell are you doing" about a student's schedule to myself alone in my office 6 times a day

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Well.... That looks ominous

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In other news, please view some cats. Meko (the darker Bengal) constantly looks like someone said "we need to talk" to him and is essentially me as a cat