artidari

[sim @__sim0ne_]

When I fail: worst pain imaginable that leads into an existential crisis that l might not ever recover from

When I succeed: ok

[h @ruinsunflower]

they should invent another sunday just for sleeping all day

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[eli / charlie 🎞 #1 tgnd (2004) fan @eIiexperience]

if u think cameron winter should leave geese you have no soul and your heart is cold

[Mahee @Maheeaatt]

You ever see a foid so pretty that it hurts

[Nick Preszler @NickPreszler]

Look at him, thats my Qual.

Your what?

My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.

I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

Child me was right when he figured that nothing was as fun as being on the computer or on a tablet or some other electronic digital smart tech device and using the internet or being online

[artidari @artdhur_]

@clearherhead We are putting our cat to sleep tomorrow 🙁

[m! @ntrphl]

the love of your life is a canadian brunette with big brown eyes btw

[Lena @chancevisitors]

Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up

[Anders J Lee @andersleehere]

At the Geese show yelling “play Wristwatch!”

[. @idkaybictdie]

meanwhile brazilians if they were the ones 5-0 up in that game

[𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ @ViioRaiin]

Women are making dresses, men are writing romantic prose and Grok just got spiritually baptized. What a week man

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[kill the anemonas @anemonasbizarra]

nao vou me matar ainda porque ainda tenho muitas midias para consumir

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

you people live in cages of your own design

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

i stopped feeling bad for goths girls getting their subculture skinwalked by pornstars when i remembered how they rejected me in my imagination

[y/n @hatsunemitski3]

it costs $100 to leave your house in canada