Matthew Hudson

[Matthew Hudson @artefuk]

I'm hoping to win a Personalised Christmas Stocking in @christmas_clock's weekly #competition. #YXMASCOMP5
TERMS: http://t.co/AR4h2fij7u

[Matthew Hudson @artefuk]

The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow. http://t.co/XpWckN3sOG

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@annieetang @things4whiteppl hahah

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http://t.co/A8DeyzZRHm I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni.

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Actors retweeting compliments is the modern day version of actors murdering hookers. http://t.co/N2gzQFkIj9

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@andersonlive My grandmother wants to know how you feel about this, my grandmother takes off her shoes but leaves her socks.

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@annieetang hahahaha

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http://t.co/4IycW8CyTl Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?

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#andersonlive
The first 15!!

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@andersonlive hahahahaha how do you have a phobia of birds

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@andersonlive Amazing!!

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@AndersonLive Amazing

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/M0ooyP0VJA

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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/ry7s0Dv338

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/uP3OiKtTur

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/Bn6XCfUoW3

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/gtTJpwQ4Ow

[Matthew Hudson @artefuk]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/Feb9OBKTJ2

[Matthew Hudson @artefuk]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/FXaitQ1OS2

[Matthew Hudson @artefuk]

A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood. http://t.co/XK21QQOG