iris eden 💘⚢

28 • she/her but in real a dyke-honoring way • belovedly @katlorineeden's wife

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

right will be your side where I tap ere the ether

#gaywedding #lesbianwedding #wellalesbianandabibutithinkthatsthetagppluse #wedding #weddingphotography #weddingphotos

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@spikegrowths oh I got the same shots yesterday and am also dying twinsies

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

2/10

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

drag queen named Maxi Maliced whose costumes are just. so overdesigned

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@ellieight_ holy fucking shit 🤯💀

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

my favorite thing about poetry is that words are just vibes

if the definition doesn't work just shhhh inspect the vibe

the vibe is right

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@orphansmaker 5. would she recognize laudna???? from the tree????

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

I HAVE FINISHED NONA THE NINTH AND HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@RhikJade listen all I'm sayin is that compared to half elves, human men die young 👀

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@shakesqueerean shit I think Ohio is the one state alongside TN with the strictest rules about that. TN explicitly forbids it

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

that doesn't even account for overlap if there is any 😭

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

every time I see lotr stuff it makes me wanna get into it but I've always struggled bc of how little women are featured so I did the math and y'all in the extended editions women are on screen for under 45 minutes for over 11 hours of movie 😭

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

no movie track will ever go as hard as duel of the fates did in the phantom menace

john williams got his whole ass out on that one

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

a bish has both 😭

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Too much tummy ache discourse. The headache girlies suffer mercifully in SILENCE. Lugging around 6000mg Excedrin at all times. Suddenly needing 5 hours to lie down with a bag of frozen tater tots on the neck. We are the rightful queens to the common physical ailment throne

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@planarbindings omg same I went in thinking I wouldn't get a scrip that day but my doc was like LETS GOOO

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

the status of trans healthcare is literally sending your doc a reddit post and it feeling like a breakthrough

no one cares about our health, so the data just isn't out there. we don't have decades of peer reviewed research. it's all new, but we aren't

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@spikegrowths LONGEST YE BOI

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

not to sound pretentious but reading by candle light actually is the best

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@spikegrowths NO ITS YOU IM SURE

star boy with the galaxies of freckles ✨

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@spikegrowths you're so CUTE

[iris eden 💘⚢ @artemirises]

@shakesqueerean in fairness. LOTS of boning