Jake

Assistant to the mayor of flavortown

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@CaneTigger @RepThomasMassie @NicholasBallasy (Fox, and Republican politicians care a lot about, and in the fact the question he was asking, were about what was happening in his bedroom)

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@KissMyStern @EdKrassen @Daymare_X Indeed a dark and horrible episode in American history

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@dieworkwear What if it’s ironic Derek

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@pbdmcniel Great advice. Mine isn’t even that bad and I am tired about hearing about khakis.

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@Philly_Mays @Return_Of_RB Congrats Max. Go birds. Happy the diet didn’t win, antipasti looks great.

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@CantEverDie Yeah I’ll take a 2 open border briskets and a couple of the patatas bravas veggie breakfast tacos please.

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@CorkballOne You have any trouble with it not recording shots? Just got one this week

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@Gun10J @CracraftFan @PaddyRomp I am a big foodie and respect quality food. I went to chilis for the first time last week.

It rocked.

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Wow

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US has released the full text of its 14-point "Memorandum of Understanding" with Iran.

Key terms include:

1. The US, Iran, and their allies agree to immediately and permanently end military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon

2. The US and Iran agree to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and not interfere in each other's internal affairs

3. The US and Iran commit to negotiating and reaching a final deal within 60 days, unless mutually extended

4. The US will begin removing its naval blockade immediately and fully end the blockade within 30 days

5. Iran will use its best efforts to ensure safe passage for commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz for 60 days with no charge

6. The US and regional partners will develop a mutually agreed plan of at least $300 billion for Iran's reconstruction and economic development

7. The US will work toward terminating all types of sanctions against Iran, including UN, IAEA, primary, and secondary sanctions

8. Iran reaffirms that it will not procure or develop nuclear weapons and agrees to address its enriched material stockpile under IAEA supervision

9. Until a final deal is reached, Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, while the US will impose no new sanctions and deploy no additional forces

10. The US Treasury will issue waivers for Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, derivatives, and associated banking, insurance, and transportation services

11. The US will make frozen or restricted Iranian funds and assets fully available for use

12. The US and Iran will establish an executive mechanism to monitor implementation of the MOU and future compliance with the final deal

13. After signing the MOU and implementing key ceasefire, blockade, shipping, oil waiver, and asset-release provisions, the US and Iran will begin final deal negotiations

14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UN Security Council resolution

The memorandum will trigger a 60-day window to negotiate a final deal.

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@Kaiserfranz7490 @RoKhannaNews I know you’ll get off on someone replying to your bullshit but must man I can’t imagine living in your world where you want to be angry all the time

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@SwipaCam All she asked them was how do people of color fit into their vision lol

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@JDVance JD I just watched you on the view. Hope your book sells well. Hey so I say this not as a criticism but you are looking a little bit like the evil Santa Clause robot version of Tim Allen from The Santa Clause 2. Maybe go a little lighter on the makeup?

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@TrubblesumScamp @atrupar Not that you’ll actually care

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I’m sorry this is one of the worst fits I’ve ever seen. How can you be on that pitch, look over, and have any faith in the strategy.

#FIFA #WorldCup

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

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@BKubena @FDuffyNFL is there a place for WL on the roster? Surprised he’s with the threes with Kendall not practicing.

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@chillbutvibrant @JoshReynolds24 I don’t like when Joel does it either, you happy?

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@McpartyNoremac @NiallStanage Why do you think he lost his job?

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@joe_kearney @USMNT @VW Grow up