Ackchyually Audrey

I'm the kind of person you want to see again and again. But not really again after that third time.

[• @H0UNDS0FLUV]

kate bush weird https://t.co/3nhPHf8LLg

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

A big divide in attitudes towards AI, I think, is in whether you can easily write better than it and it all reads like stilted, inauthentic kitsch; or whether you’re amazed by it because it makes you seem more articulate than you’ve ever sounded in your life

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[•🩵• @g0ldlionn]

Irish people be like here are my piercing blue eyes and alcoholism

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Sometimes the “Oscars don’t respect horror performances” people have a point. Like once in a hundred examples.

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

Mr. Bezos, when I think about “free markets and personal liberties” I don’t think about the Post editorial page. I think about this vending machine in an Amazon Fulfillment Center, which is stocked not with chips but with painkillers.

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

one of the kindest, most transformative, transgressive, empathetic things i think anyone has ever said. i think about it constantly.

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

grimes to ashley st clair:

[Christopher @molochofficial]

When I was 12 or so I thought I had a clever idea and told my dad that I would always root for the team that represented the city with the largest population to maximize happiness and he looked at me with undisguised disgust and said "you would say something like that" lmao

[Sarah @_smoze]

Right so, “resist” means *don’t* follow fascist orders.
Don’t take the art off the walls.
Don’t delete the website.
Don’t open the dams.

Play dumb. Ask for clarity, repeatedly. Lose the email. Misplace the keys. Stall. Ignore. Forget. Crawl.

You are the line, you hold it.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

Elon Musk killing himself on 4/20 would make him the most epic meme ever 😂 no way he does it tho. He’ll never be one of the greats.

[Jaclyn, of liking Barriss fame @Jbandos]

Cars shouldn’t have touch screens they should have buttons and dials

[andrew and @voellig]

I am not watching a video

[Quine At The Discotheque. @EXECUTIVESTEVE]

What sets Ireland apart from every other country in Europe is the fact that the act of getting the calipers out to measure the native cranium can here be an innocent bit of fun and the source of much levity.

[brit @booritney]

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them

[Ackchyually Audrey @artery_brooder]

Me asf

[Pombo @PomboPalomaRat]

@BucketofSnails honestly those kind of people usually expect others to interrupt them and talk about themselves with something related so they can interrupt them with something related and get interrupted again so on

its just a different approach to conversation

[Ackchyually Audrey @artery_brooder]

My favourite thing in the world

[Thermidor @Thermid66919264]

@extradeadjcb Some Med peoples really enjoy a sort of verbal sparring. Jews, Italians, Levantine Arabs. A spot of light ridicule, some feigned dramatics, and you are in their good graces for the night.

Some find it fun, others find it annoying or absurd.

[Ackchyually Audrey @artery_brooder]

The Brits are so mad in the replies heehee