Paul H Artes

Undersecretary, Ministry of Silly Fields (

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

@GoodLawProject @banksy https://t.co/g02oTX5EyM

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

These are War and Pestilence.

Death and Conquest are unavailable after fourteen years of cuts, and have been sub-contracted to SERCO who are sourcing a pair of Shetland Ponies as we speak.

[Mahesh R Joshi || PhD || @mrj_vision]

Exciting 👁 PhD opportunity investigating the role of OCT in glaucoma diagnosis in eye care with me, @artes_ph and @asmazahidi. @PlymUni @PlymOptometry

The deadline is 10th May, please share and get in touch for more information/discussion.

https://t.co/mrahxYUb5R

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

One thing is abundantly clear.
If the genocide does last a year as Israel now threatens, and 200,000 Palestinian civilians die of bombardment, hunger and disease
the BBC will still be running regular Israeli puff pieces about October 7.

[Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_]

ain’t nobody gonna missinger henry kissinger

[Carlos23 @Carlos228532882]

@normfinkelstein

[Robin waters @Robinwa73604439]

@g_gosden Bravermans worst nightmare

[William Dalrymple @DalrympleWill]

"Israelis marked a month since Hamas killed 1,400 people and kidnapped 240, starting a war in which 10,300 Palestinians are said to have died."

Nothing at all biased about this description in today's London @thetimes: complete neutral like the rest of their coverage. That's the trouble with Palestinians, isn't it, they just die? No one has to kill them. You just advert your gaze, lose all your journalistic integrity, humanity and compassion... and what do you know? Suddenly over ten thousand Palestinians are dead for no reason at all.

[John Rees @JohnWRees]

The prime minister wants to make sure we don’t call for an armistice on armistice day.

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

Say what you want but British dispensing opticians have a great sense of humour.

[20/20 Magazine @2020mag]

A Hint of Tint https://t.co/j52YcocPM6

[Sandra Twang @SandraTwang]

On January 13, 2004, British photographer and human rights activist Tom Hurndall died after being in a coma for nine months.

Hurndall was shot in the head by an Israeli sniper in April 2003 while trying to rescue children from Israeli gunfire in Gaza.

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

@bjbalas I envy your students! Lighting the candle etc. You've probably thought about plotting the blind spot already?

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

@stewspecs Virgin?

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

will you explain thunder and lightning to me @SPECSnetwork

[SPECS Network @SPECSnetwork]

Did you know your eye is the fastest muscle in your body? Hence, the phrase: “In the blink of an eye".

[UCU @ucu]

Employers said it would cost £1.5bn to deliver an inflation-level pay rise to all university staff

That's 3.75% of £40bn reserves
That's 1/3 of a £4.6bn spend on new buildings
That's half of last year's surplus cash

We aren't stupid. We know what we are worth.

#ucuRISING

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

@stewspecs Nothing St Clement about our weather here today.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Students don't need a perfect teacher. Students need a happy teacher, who's gonna make them excited to come to school and grow a love for learning.

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

Bring Back Maggie #BringBackBoris

[Tides of History @labour_history]

Reginald Perrin and the original anti-growth coalition (1977)

[Paul H Artes @artes_ph]

@NiallHynes @UoBOptometry @DVLAgovuk I think any level of binocularity should be strongly discouraged in all modern government departments.