Haute Mess

Sarcastic and unapologetic. My mom thinks I'm funny.

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@SaraGonzalesTX 24 to 35 are not just "college kids". These are grown adults and their authentic interactions in a group chat they never imagined would be compromised. If you refuse to condemn the behavior, it's clear you condone it.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The real gulf of America is the divide between hard working Americans struggling to get by and the billionaire oligarchy that Trump puts before them.

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@AnnCoulter I'm deeply saddened that (checks notes) PRIDE and LOVE are so foreign to you that they seem weird.

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@PopCrave She's apologizing for not shaking her opponents hand. Why should she have to apologize for american pundits using their weird gender obsession to "prove" some political rhetoric? Her sportsmanship was her only misstep here.

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Happy watching us rapidly turn into the very thing from which we gained independence day...or whatever.

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@BeadleAndGrimms Neither, or maybe both? I'm more worried about passing myself on the way up/down.

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@shenanigansen Oh....no....(don't you dare fn) stop.

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@BeadleAndGrimms Click here for the ancient Litch secret to a trim, powerful physique!

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@BeadleAndGrimms Hamlet, because sometimes the quiet hides deep secrets.

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@BeadleAndGrimms @meowtricia Well. I know how I'm gonna die. I'd like to pet the Worg please!

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@BeadleAndGrimms The universe knew that y'all would be overpowered if you could do both.

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@CDawgVA @premier_two I wholly enjoyed Pete's approach to the soul sucking crane game challenge. His joy brought me joy. Pete wins. Hands down

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@premier_two @rinamarulili @ksononair The Fleshtuber Street Fighter Brawl was peak entertainment. I have never enjoyed spectating Apex so much as during the tournament. Can't wait for day two!

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@undertale It certainly is beautiful, even after all this time.

Always worth the replay.

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@SarahCAndersen Truth! I'm 40 and haven't got a damn thing truly figured out! I can passably care for myself and the cat, am not ears deep in debt. I consider it a win.

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@Iron_Bandit Yeah, I get pretty excited about food too.😂

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

if anyone needs another example of white privilege you can now add "storming the US Capitol without getting shot by security guards" to ur list

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@MGLHQ Just got acquainted with your mission. Absolutely awesome. Some of my fellow Veterans are trying to get Twitch to bring back their Veteran Badges if you want to spread the word! https://t.co/Pj6HiOmfO3

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@VetStreamers @Iron_Bandit Hey! So glad I found you! One of my fellow Veterans is trying to get Vet badges back on twitch (They suggested using https://t.co/VtPF2f2Oqd as a verification tool to prevent stolen valor) please RT if you feel inclined! Thanks!
https://t.co/Pj6HiOmfO3