gritty, urban, satire

I just want champagne and tacos!

[gritty, urban, satire @arth65]

@spursnsalsa Harper was the best Spurs guard tonight, wasn’t even close.

[gritty, urban, satire @arth65]

@sportsguyjose 11-43 from 3 doesn’t help either.

[gritty, urban, satire @arth65]

Spurs getting out hustled and out worked all night long.

[Ball Don’t Lie @Balldontlie]

"BLOCKED BY KORNET" will go down in history 🗣️😮‍💨

[NBA @NBA]

The biggest stage in basketball 🏆

[Korean Spur @gimgyeo05288806]

Cheer video from the San Antonio Spurs Korea Chapter for this season's game against the Clippers🤣🤣🤣

[NBA @NBA]

"BLOCKED BY KORNET!"

Luke Kornet unlocked a new core memory tonight 😏

[Isabella Radovan @RadovanIsabella]

Corgi called it 😂😂

[gritty, urban, satire @arth65]

@JeffGSpursZone @satscribe @DangerATX @ElSith_V2 @CastroSunsSolar @joshjames11b @SirEdwardJames @thesportsanswer @MJAcquiredTaste @SJROB300 @BexarApparel @IHateSwiss @OTCSucio @MaverickOrtaeo1 @210_Ice

[Josh Paredes @Josh810]

Bill Simmons and Rob Mahoney sing Devin Vassell's praises for two minutes after Game 6:

[jj @drunkonsunlight]

FRAME IT

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Gooooooood morning Spurs Fam!

[Tyler Glasscock @TylerGlasscock_]

Takeaways from the Spurs Game 3 loss vs. Oklahoma City:

- That was downright the most atrocious offensive game plan I've ever seen. Why did Mitch Johnson allow this team to do nothing but shoot threes?
- Came out of the game with so much energy, attacking the basket, pushing the pace, took a lead and none of that was seen again
- Thank you De'Aaron Fox for showing up because you were impactful and thank you for fighting through your pain
- Why is Victor Wembanyama just sitting on the three-point line? He is SEVEN-FOOT-FIVE. GET HIM LOOKS INSIDE.
- Why did he only have four rebounds?
- WHY IS THE ENTIRE TEAM JUST STANDING BEHIND THE THREE-POINT LINE?
- Devin Vassell you get a pass tonight as well
- Stephon Castle, you stop turning the ball over then shoot 1/8.....
- Keldon Johnson and Luke Kornet were genuinely unplayable. Luke was better in the double-big lineup
- When KJ dribbles the ball more than three times, it's either a bad shot or a turnover
- Dylan Harper disappeared tonight as well
- The Thunder bench just completely dominated this game from start to finish and their shooters were always open
- At least the the Spurs didn't have 21 turnovers
- They even had a good whistle too, took the same amount of free throws
- Still wondering when they'll decide to guard Alex Caruso
- I just have no words for this offense. No ball movement, no penetration, just stand and shoot threes compared to just 40 points in the paint
- I understand making someone besides SGA beat you, but the Thunder CAN BEAT YOU
- It's the Thunder role players that are taking control of the series, someone else has to show up for the Spurs
- The offensive game plan has to be different
- Everything I felt after Game 2 has just been completely erased

1-2. #PorVida

[gritty, urban, satire @arth65]

These referees are fucking terrible!

[Tim Morrow @MananaZoo]

GO SPURS GO!

[Ramona Shelburne @ramonashelburne]

It took months to track down the Shaolin Warrior monk, Master Yan’an, who trained Victor Wembanyama last summer, but we finally spoke on the night the San Antonio Spurs superstar turned in a legendary performance in Game 1 of the WCF. https://t.co/gSbtWQmdHp

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

Victor Wembanyama descended upon the basketball universe and delivered a warning shot last night. He made it terrifyingly clear there's no stopping what's coming next. We're honoring his Game 1 masterpiece with a special cover of SLAM 262.

👽 https://t.co/aKS3ByFU1y

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game