Rachel Bowen

Alphabetically; Actor, Artist, Bitch, Comic, Director, Funny Bitch, Gourmet Chef, Stay-at-home Stripper, Writer.

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

The one where we get all the inside info about HUMP! & @fakedansavage brings us champagne https://t.co/GemvHcpJZO

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

Just recorded a fun podcast with Kinker Bella! We meandered through some super hot confessions!

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

@gregorybehrendt But was that a horse in a 55 gallon drum with a flock of gray chicken? #epiccallback #comedy #13yroldgirl #horse

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

@gregorybehrendt I'm helping my kid make a pair of tear away stripper pants... I wish this crying was from homework.

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

@gregorybehrendt :: @wilw: Die Hard 2: He's Just Not That Into You #RomanticActionMovies @midnight @nerdist

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

@fionaMorrigan Hope you've got your sonic screwdriver to recharge your phone from live tweeting.... #DoctorWho50th

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

You Bastard. @rickygervais Just when I think you can't punch me that hard again, here comes kitten book...& baby bird. #AllTheFeels #Derek

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

.@technogreek You crystallized why many of us in the arts & entrainment do what we do. Thank you for giving me more reason to go to wor ...

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

Hawt. @gregorybehrendt: The Reigning Monarchs 'Murder Your Summer' - Promo: http://t.co/v6VKXLO7Xg

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

@VenetianBlond I'm "casting for viral video". It's about Swine Flu. #bestJokeEver

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

Eddie Van Glam tonight! #SQEEE

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

comes NSFW @misterbowen @VenetianBlond

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

Okay kids, Ima gonna break this party up before this ”meat” talk be

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

Dear @Starbucks These picks that have sucked the moisture out of my mouth are not *scones* so much as they are *bullshit*

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

@gregorybehrendt I can't drive by the Ace in Seattle without thinking about you sticking black ice-cube soap up your ass. #Ruined #hilarious

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

.@Haunshaul I know you were being a smartass, but, it's St. George RT:: Who's the patron saint of dinosaurs?

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

To celebrate #Pride we just told our bio-son he has to move out to make room for the gay son we always wanted. #adoption

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

Yay! So glad you're here! @chknbwn :: Just a short little drive! Made it safely! http://t.co/UKqphnTnKp

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

We all are doing different things. None of which involve exercise.... well, mine kinda does...

[Rachel Bowen @ArtHarpy]

As of today, 3 of us in the family have collectively lost 145#. @the_fro started in June '12, I in Oct '12 & @misterbowen Jan '13