It's Greggers

NYT Best Selling Author,Comedian,Cancer Survivor New Album WHY ARE YOU IN HERE out NOW

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

I am Nostradamus

[Blackskyradio @Blackskyradio]

@gregorybehrendt Your joke has come true...The Adult Rock Show happened last night at The Prairie Band Casino, Night Ranger started at 7, done by 8:30, home by 10 in time for @TheDailyShow #Prophecy #prognosticator

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

Agreed!

[Mandy Hale-Gautsch @MandyGautsch]

When this is all over,
When this horrible chapter in our country’s story is closed,
People will forsake the craven, moral-less man currently residing in the White House.
They will deny him. They will deny ever supporting him.
But the rest of us will remember.
#MuellerHearing

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

We’re cancelling a female comic and an entire comedy network over a minute of standup but that dude who jerks off in front of his colleagues deserves 10-15 more chances.

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

@tammygolden Ceasar Blue London

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

Oh my God! I’m on the bus!

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

@SteveDaines @realDonaldTrump "I stand with a serial adulterer, confessed predator, Russian-beholden, unapologetic racist, vulgar, emotionally unstable despot."

Fixed it for you.

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

Letting go of resentments will save your life. #selfcare #relationshipgoals #hesjustnotthatintoyou #gregbehrendt #coaching https://t.co/9buWL24fid

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

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[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

I approve

[Billy Ramirez @billyramirez]

I've officially reached the point of my life where I iron reusable tote bags purchased at prog metal shows. \m/ What do you think, @gregorybehrendt?
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#adultrockshow

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

@KarenKilgariff Keep it it’s working

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

To anyone who said it can't happen here:

CONCENTRATION CAMPS

MILITARY PARADES

STATE PROPAGANDA NETWORK

WOMEN'S HEALTH CRIMINALIZED

RULE OF LAW SUSPENDED

COURTS STACKED WITH EXTREMISTS

NEPOTISM ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE

MEDIA ATTACKED AS "ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE"

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Holy shit. Trump supporters are rooting AGAINST the U.S. Women’s National team at the World Cup. This reminds me of those Trump supporters who wore the t-shirts that they’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat. Never has America seen such UNPATRIOTIC TRAITORS.

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

@curthopkins That is Palmtastic

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

@Just_a_Ride you will be missed my friend.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him,

Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own stunning & humiliating defeat.
Thanks!
Adam

cc: @senatemajldr @McConnellPress

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Trump is responsible for these deaths.
https://t.co/UZirFjh3fm

[Hilary Dare @HilaryDare]

I wanted to text him that I’m thinking about him & I miss him, but I stopped myself, @gregorybehrendt. I kept hearing you say, “He’s Just Not That Into You. Don’t waste the pretty, Hot Stuff!” If he wanted to see me, he would have taken action by now. #HesJustNotThatIntoYou