💙💚arthur💚💙

i do selective moots

they/he

pro-rec "to redo is to learn again"

yes im on that side of twt

no main acc

no T.R.A.S.H here

[☆ DANTE ☆ @ripponista]

i was holding down someone who was trying to seriously hurt himself, i look up at the only other guy in the room and he's standing there with a shawarma wrap. i yell at him to help because i'm losing my grip and he dead just gestures at the wrap and crams half of it in his mouth

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

Weed being sold in supermarket in Greece 🇬🇷

[Ken @SENDMEMONEYc]

"هل تؤيدين الاجهاض؟"

ايه

"طيب هل عادي لو امك اجهضتك؟"

ايه

[Project_Badlands, the Homo Maniac @ProjectBadlands]

My dad was super abusive and when my mom finally decided it was too dangerous to keep me and my siblings around him, she called the cops on him and we grabbed the bare minimum and went to leave. He was lying on the ground for some reason, and little 7 year old me decided (1/2)

[Project_Badlands, the Homo Maniac @ProjectBadlands]

that is was VERY important to bring the homemade black raspberry jam i made with me as we fled the house, and he said ‘you’re taking the jam with you? :( ’ and that was the last time i talked to him for many months (he plotted to kill us) and later when the cops searched the-

[Project_Badlands, the Homo Maniac @ProjectBadlands]

house, they found out that he had spent his time barricaded inside jarring new jam 😭

[reina @hauureina]

everyone be like "I love fat men" till they hairy yall are weak

[sam @gr33kyogurt]

deadass my fave interaction ever

[(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) @PurinsesuKeni]

i opened two five below blindbox figures and got cartman both times so i gave one to my parents and they keep putting him in random places in the kitchen its kinda scaring me

[Halu🐾 @Halu_VRC]

警察さん「ソファ座って話しましょうか」
ぼく「はい」
(何故か警察さんの隣に座る)

警察さん「あの…お隣座られると…なんというか…少しお恥ずかしいというか…」

ぼく「すみません クセで 隣に いや すみません 僕は奥のソファですよね すみません ほんとに」

[sofia @ariosfolica]

quando vc n tem literalmente nd pra falar mas a pessoa tá feliz e vc acha cute que ela tá feliz entao vc age asskm

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Stop testing things on animals; test them on rapists like Russell Brand. If he says no, he didn’t really mean it anyway.

[🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭 @Ard_en6]

GF wasn't amused

[🥷 @hotcoolkeed]

Boring to smoke weed, this dude attempts to smoke hot chili pepper

[Red @RedDrawsStuff]

a drawing of a normal real life bear at his local river system in the wild showing you his dinner he just caught

[paper weevils OUT NOW! @sneepsnorp3d]

buying a roomba so i can 3d print a horseshoe crab cover and send the roomba around my apartment and pretend i finally have a horseshoe crab

[Sentience💎💙VTuber @CosmosSentience]

EVERYONE I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!!

[happy 🐾!!! @happysradio]

THIS SHIT IS FRYING MMEEEEEE

[💚 Elissa 🍀 @Factbulbyuri]

In my green era 💚💚

#itwasahealing #feelingmygreenest #honestlythefuckingsamebutgreen #iwantfactytojiggletheirassonmyface