🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭

Not Impersonating.

[🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭 @Ard_en6]

When girls reach a certain age, they're sorted into one of four houses: Fanfiction dot net, Wattpad, AO3, or Tumblr

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

I'm so big on never going through the shit I went through in the past ever again😂

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Lettuce has now killed more people than marijuana.
It really is safer than your groceries.

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

Niggas really was playing iMessage games for nudes

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

Nigga went quiet, got stronger, and changed the whole trajectory.

[𝘽𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 @Iam_benny_1]

IF WEED COULD TALK... 😭🍃 The stories it'd tell would end friendships. 💀

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Nobody talks about how “auto-renewal” is designed to outlast your attention. The trial ends, the charge hits, and the cancel button is buried under menus that exist only to create friction. Forgetting became their most reliable revenue stream.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

I miss when “public swimming pools” were open all summer and free. Now they’re limited hours, require memberships, or sit closed while the city finds money for everything else. Shared recreation became another thing that only exists for people who can already afford private options.

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

If you have ADHD, take magnesium glycinate

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Hey people. Just wanted to give a fair warning about a dangerous drug thats legally being sold at almost every convenience store and smoke shop in America. This isn’t easy to talk about publicly but if it helps someone, it’s worth it.

[SamWel😶‍🌫️ @elsambiz]

Stoners Only:
If you light up and immediately start talking too much, pass the joint first next time.

[Arcylo @ArcyloOfficial]

Claude already reviewed my mental state and stamped it cleared for banter.

[𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 @Believe_culture]

The Supreme Court is set to rule on Trump's ballroom today.

[𐌔†ac𐌊z @_STACKZINC]

face card🥵

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Random question for the masses...
Who remembers "Puff the Magic Dragon"? Or am I living in a timelines where no-one has any idea what I'm talking about...

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Potheads be like “its soooo nice out, lets go smoke 20 blunts at a park” 😭😭

[Patrick @NoxParagraph]

Things that happened in the 6 minutes before my flight boarded, in order:

6 min: Guy next to me realizes he’s been sitting in the wrong gate for an hour. Sprints off without his coffee.

5 min: A kid asks his mom “are we there yet” about a flight that hasn’t taken off. Nobody corrects him.

4 min: Woman on the phone says “no I told you, I’m not coming to the wedding” and hangs up before anyone can ask what that means.

[kidi @kidibillion]

cannabis consumers can demand the respect and response from pols that is commiserate with our economic impact

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

Do you guys feel differently about people smoking cigarettes vs weed in public?

[FLEXZY @Flexzyisking]

The plug saying “I’m outside” is one of the greatest sentences known to man.

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

I don't understand why "gym memberships" have initiation fees, cancellation fees, and "annual maintenance fees" on top of the monthly rate. I'm paying to use your stairs and you want $199 just to sign up, then $50 to leave. This is a hostage situation with dumbbells.