Patrick

Life gives me stories. I just post them. ☃️⛄️

@Uvalajnr

[Patrick @NoxParagraph]

A waitress refused to serve a table of four teenagers looking like they were about to dine and dash.

She’d seen it before. New kids, no parents in sight, ordering the most expensive things on the menu, giggling nervously.

She walked over and said, “Before I put this in, how are you all paying tonight?”

The table went quiet. One kid, maybe 16, said,

“It’s my dad’s card. He said we could use it for my birthday. He’s just running late.”

She didn’t believe him. She’d heard every version of that line.

[BayoX @realbayoX]

My cousin and I split a storage unit while both of us were between apartments. I paid the deposit and first month, he Venmo’d me his half, $95, the same day.

Two weeks after we’d both moved into new places and cleared out the unit, he texted me.

“Hey, I think I overpaid you on the storage thing.”

My stomach tightened a little.

He said he remembered us agreeing he’d only pay for the weeks he actually had stuff in there, and since he moved his things out a few days before me, he wanted a partial refund.

I paused. “Wait, you’re bringing this up two weeks after we already closed out the unit?”

He said he’d been going through old Venmo payments and it caught his eye…

[White @Uvalajnr]

My boyfriend broke up with me because he said I was “too difficult.”

Two weeks later, I got a message from his mother.

She said,

“Please don’t block me. I need to tell you something about my son.”

I almost ignored it.

Then she sent me a screenshot.

It was a conversation between him and his best friend.

And after reading it, I understood why he suddenly wanted to end our relationship.

🧵

[Patrick @NoxParagraph]

A waitress refused to serve a table of four teenagers looking like they were about to dine and dash.

She’d seen it before. New kids, no parents in sight, ordering the most expensive things on the menu, giggling nervously.

She walked over and said, “Before I put this in, how are you all paying tonight?”

The table went quiet. One kid, maybe 16, said,

“It’s my dad’s card. He said we could use it for my birthday. He’s just running late.”

She didn’t believe him. She’d heard every version of that line.

[Ronaldo Brother @ldsworld_nelson]

Erling Haaland has shared his Thoughts About Cristiano Ronaldo

🗣️ Haaland: “I watched Cristiano Ronaldo on YouTube? Yes, he’s the most important inspiration for me especially inside the box.”
“The way he developed his game, playing as a winger at Manchester United and in Real Madrid in his first years, then later becoming a striker: incredibly, he did that.”
“He doesn’t need to win the World Cup to be the GOAT. He is already the Greatest player of all time. He is my idol. I always try to follow him.”

[Ella @EllasArchive1]

I was on a late-night flight to London when a flight attendant suddenly stopped beside my seat.

“Ma’am, do you have a black suitcase?”

I looked at her strangely.

“Yes. Why?”

“Please don’t open it.”

I laughed because I thought she was joking.

“What?”

She leaned closer.

“Whatever happens, don’t open your suitcase until we land.”

Now I was confused.

“What is inside my suitcase?”

“I don’t know,” she whispered. “That’s the problem.”

My heart started racing.

The suitcase was in the overhead compartment above me.

I hadn’t opened it since checking in.

I looked at the flight attendant.

“Are you telling me someone put something in my luggage?”

She glanced toward the back of the plane.

“I can’t explain right now.”

Then she walked away.

I immediately looked around.

Everyone seemed normal.

A man was sleeping.

A woman was watching a movie.

A child was playing with a tablet.

Nobody looked suspicious.

I tried to convince myself that there had been some kind of mistake.

About twenty minutes later, the same flight attendant returned.

This time, she looked terrified.

“Ma’am, I need you to listen carefully.”

I nodded.

“Do not touch that suitcase.”

“Why?”

She looked around before whispering:

“Because another passenger has claimed it’s his.”

[STiLL ThugGin🚶🏿‍♂️ @thugthugger101]

one day i’m going to look back and realize everything worked out.

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐳𝐲 @Effizy_0]

You gotta leave a nigga alone over the smallest shit ngl

[𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 @Smart_billions7]

i need a blunt and a kiss tbh

[𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙾 😶‍🌫️ @Billxtrobite]

Smoking alone will have you connecting dots from your childhood

[Dux🐐 @clippedbydux]

ØF Model Brattygbaby starts getting a little to FREAKY with her step-brother in the hot tub 🤯🫣

[Patrick @NoxParagraph]

She called the number on the reservation. A man picked up on the second ring.

“Yes, that’s my son. I’m so sorry, I got stuck at the hospital. Please let them order whatever they want. Put the biggest slice of cake you have in front of him. Tell him I love him and I’ll be there by dessert.”

She hung up, walked back to the table, and said nothing about the call.

She just said, “Happy birthday. What can I get started for you?”

The dad showed up during dessert, exactly like he said.

I was that waitress. I almost humiliated a kid on his birthday because four teenagers eating alone made me assume the worst.

I think about that a lot when I catch myself deciding who someone is before they’ve had the chance to show me.

[Patrick @NoxParagraph]

A waitress refused to serve a table of four teenagers looking like they were about to dine and dash.

She’d seen it before. New kids, no parents in sight, ordering the most expensive things on the menu, giggling nervously.

She walked over and said, “Before I put this in, how are you all paying tonight?”

The table went quiet. One kid, maybe 16, said,

“It’s my dad’s card. He said we could use it for my birthday. He’s just running late.”

She didn’t believe him. She’d heard every version of that line.

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch

[Ana @Anathenumberone]

My mother stopped celebrating her birthday after my father died. She always said she didn't care about birthdays anymore.

This year, I decided to do something anyway. I took the day off work and went to her house with food, a cake, and a small gift. When she opened the door, she looked surprised.

She laughed and said, “You actually remembered?”
I told her I'd never forgotten. Then she looked at the cake and started crying.

[Dave Braheems @DBraheems]

Passenger: “Excuse me, I think you’re in my seat.”

I checked my boarding pass.

18C.

Exactly where I was sitting.

Me: “I’m pretty sure this is mine.”

He showed me his.

18C.

We both laughed.

The flight attendant came over.

She checked our tickets.

Then looked at us.

Flight Attendant: “That’s strange.”

She checked the system.

[White @Uvalajnr]

I was at the ATM when an old man behind me suddenly said,

“Please, can you help me?”

He handed me his card and asked me to withdraw $100 for him.

I did.

But when I gave him the cash, he counted it twice and looked confused.

“I asked for $100.”

“Yes.”

“This is $1,000.”

I looked at the receipt.

He had accidentally entered an extra zero.

🧵

[AllyoucanMeme @AllYouCanMeme]

Apparently all Indian men have small D**ks...is this true?😭😭😭

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Flight attendant: “Ma’am, could you arrange your bag?”

Me: “Sure. Is it a problem?”

Flight attendant: “It’s sticking out from under the seat. It needs to be completely underneath.”

Me: “Okay.”

I pushed it all the way back.

Flight attendant: “Thank you.”

I put my headphones back on.

Five minutes later, she came back.

[𐌋a𐌌Aʀ🦍 @_AGD4EVER]

Consideration should’ve been a love language.

there’s something different about being with someone who thinks about how their actions will affect you without you having to ask.

Being considered is love. Period.

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I've noticed that smokers, especially long-term smokers with poor lung capacity, love to say that vaping is worse for you.

The only reason that they're saying this is to make themselves feel better about still smoking