โShe kept telling me, โYou need to stop smoking weed.โ So I got high, made a random decision to quit, and accidentally became the motivational speaker she was trying to be. ๐๐so I decided to set example on her to know how much I love weed and value it ๐ค๐ป๐คฎ๐โฆ
The less should experience for this donโt advise me when you saw me smoking weed is Life ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
โThought Iโd have a chill smoke sesh.
30 minutes later Iโm in the kitchen whispering to my toaster โyou understand me more than my ex ever didโ while crying laughing at a bag of chips that wouldnโt open.
Weed turned my brain into a comedy show with unhinged plot twists ๐๐ฟ
Whatโs your funniest โthis got weirdโ moment?โ๐คฎ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Idc if you da house on fire,๐ฅ grab da Weed so we can smoke ๐จ outside & figure dis shit out I donโt want my weed on fire ๐ฅ though
When 1 Weedman donโt answer none of them do,TF yโall at ,A conference ๐ฅน๐งโโ๏ธ๐คฎ๐ฅ
Just woke up, sparked a fat one with my lovely girlfriend at 6:30 AM ๐ ๐
Sheโs smiling like an angel who discovered heaven, Iโm already in full clown mode โ narrating our toaster like itโs a TED Talk and doing celebrity impressions to the houseplants ๐
She loves getting high, I get hilarious brain glitches. This is the most productive chaos we do all week.
Who else starts the day baked & blessed? ๐คช๐ฟ
โThought Iโd have a chill smoke sesh.
30 minutes later Iโm in the kitchen whispering to my toaster โyou understand me more than my ex ever didโ while crying laughing at a bag of chips that wouldnโt open.
Weed turned my brain into a comedy show with unhinged plot twists ๐๐ฟ
Whatโs your funniest โthis got weirdโ moment?โ๐คฎ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
@SpeakerNG1 Haha, well damn baby ๐๐
Then you better come put a ring on this weed-smoking, heart-stealing girl real quick. Iโm already yoursโฆ and I stay high on you. Come get me ๐ฅ๐ thatโs how sheโs going to respond to you asap man ๐งโโ๏ธ
Idc if you da house on fire,๐ฅ grab da Weed so we can smoke ๐จ outside & figure dis shit out I donโt want my weed on fire ๐ฅ though
When 1 Weedman donโt answer none of them do,TF yโall at ,A conference ๐ฅน๐งโโ๏ธ๐คฎ๐ฅ
Just woke up, sparked a fat one with my lovely girlfriend at 6:30 AM ๐ ๐
Sheโs smiling like an angel who discovered heaven, Iโm already in full clown mode โ narrating our toaster like itโs a TED Talk and doing celebrity impressions to the houseplants ๐
She loves getting high, I get hilarious brain glitches. This is the most productive chaos we do all week.
Who else starts the day baked & blessed? ๐คช๐ฟ