King Artorius

I'm a sith lord.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

Yall trying to play elder ring and I can barely beat ursula on kingdom hearts. Wild. Respect to you all.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

If you don't know why 50 cent was upside down while playing the half time show or don't know what dance snoop dog was doing the whole time I'm too old for ya.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

@smcnever I'm being serious lol

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

@smcnever My love 🖤

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

A don't give a fuck if your famous. Don't come in to my bar and bitch about me doing last call and turning the music off. Fuck off Taylor Hanson or what the fuck ever your bebop bullshit was. Sorry I'm done. Love yall.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

@eatmycuntlin Is it hot or cold?

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

Yall know any beautiful ginger women... send them my way. We out here trying keep that red hair flowing for the next generation.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

@Michael_Flora Hey now leave gingers out of this.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

Who has the tiger plug?

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

There is nothing in life like laying in your own bed peacefully...and not having to worry about making yall bitch asses drinks....

But aslo I 🖤 yall.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

I just draink a bottle of wine...and ate a half pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. This is my 2020 durning a winter storm. And yes I'm single.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out. 😫

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

Y'all I just got a smart tv and a weighted blanket for myself...I'll be in the outer rim if ya need anything.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

Yall always asking me what I do when I'm not bartending....well this.

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

A 22 year old dude told me Post Malone won an oscar award while I was bartending the other night.

[jables @yojohnwhatsup]

everyone in the group chat when anybody spells one word wrong

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

Also this is her... And she gets what she wants. 😏

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

My dog princess padme was so salty that I came home sooo late tonight after bartending... She pretends to have a hurt paw and walked upstairs to my roommates room, To cuddle with her and not me....to prove a point. And now I'm sleeping alone. #bartenderlife.
#spoiledpitbulls

[King Artorius @arthur_priest]

@mamahoneybee_ Hello