If you don't know why 50 cent was upside down while playing the half time show or don't know what dance snoop dog was doing the whole time I'm too old for ya.
A don't give a fuck if your famous. Don't come in to my bar and bitch about me doing last call and turning the music off. Fuck off Taylor Hanson or what the fuck ever your bebop bullshit was. Sorry I'm done. Love yall.
There is nothing in life like laying in your own bed peacefully...and not having to worry about making yall bitch asses drinks....
But aslo I ๐ค yall.
I just draink a bottle of wine...and ate a half pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. This is my 2020 durning a winter storm. And yes I'm single.
My dog princess padme was so salty that I came home sooo late tonight after bartending... She pretends to have a hurt paw and walked upstairs to my roommates room, To cuddle with her and not me....to prove a point. And now I'm sleeping alone. #bartenderlife.
#spoiledpitbulls