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Do the most cunning cats use only red nail polish to disguise the blood when they scratch you up?

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Since cats have retractable claws would nail polish be a waste of time?

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Should dogs be allowed to choose their own nail polish?

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If birds actually chirp should we be cheeping?

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Someone threw an unwanted Hostess Snowball in with the rescue dogs

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Orange is the new Jade

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Syracuse is so cold it turns ears into ice chips

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Do something different, anything, life will be more fun

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Just saw Dylan & Cole Sprouse at Leo & Lilly's and couldn't help thinking I have no idea what they look like naked....thank God

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Does eating garlic on your Pizza provide vampire protection or just make your breath stinky?

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800 Degrees: Pizza place or Calabasas Afternoon?

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Don't get to the show 8 minutes before the headliner and think you'll push your way to the front - bitches

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Lou Malnati's: weighing in @ 12#/slice: best pizza in Chicago

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ZZ Ward @ House of Blues, doesn't come on till 10, #HouseOfBooHoo

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How dpi YOU spell The Big Wedding? C-L-I-C-H-E B-A-R-F

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Suffering thru The Big Wedding. Damn, I'm out of bullets

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the best part about this is I havent gone to the gym once and I'm seeing the best results I could ever hope for! http://t.co/cBwV9GHHkX

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Weighing in at 6lbs-7oz per slice, Lou Malnati's Best Pizza in Chicago

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If I have 20/20 hindsight why do I need reading glasses?

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Today's prophetic remark: when painting the picture of your life don't let anyone else hold the brush